RIP_Cheems, Fuckin worth it.
unreasonabro, I mean if a grown man doesn’t know what that term means it’s certainly not his child’s fault. like fuck.
Mango, Honestly yeah. This is pretty much required life knowledge now. They should teach it in school!
Zoidberg, And I thought it meant Bible Discussion and Studies Meeting
KingThrillgore, Yes we are. [Blocks]
coffeebiscuit, Wait, there aren’t smilies. Maby she is really exited and can’t stop talking about this.
cro_magnon_gilf, Someone’s getting spanked. But who? 🤔
JCreazy, Mom, just can’t wait to thank you later for the great time your parents had with their friends
Sharpiemarker, I always want this to be genuine every time I see it. Sounds plausible enough.
21Cabbage, That would be absolutely hilarious to tell people that they should put pineapples upside down in their shopping cart so they don’t roll around.
Agent641, Whut?
doidera, Só thats the code?
21Cabbage, (edited ) Supposedly, I heard it off-hand somewhere, don’t even remember where to be honest.
coffeebiscuit, So that’s why pineapple aren’t seasonal anymore.
betterdeadthanreddit, Just needs an edit with more believable names. Nobody’s called their baby girl Agnes for probably 500 years unless she was born as an elderly woman.
De_Narm, Too be fair, I really like the name - you just gotta french it up! (Agnès; ɑɲˈɛs)
But I guess Bravely Default was not as popular as I’d like and I’ve never heard the french version elsewhere.
dylanTheDeveloper, Agnu
Rai, Anus
skyspydude1, Aroooo
CabbageColonialist, Bless you
Rolando, Agnieszka is not that uncommon a name, and it could be shortened to Agnes.
SubArcticTundra, Yeah but only in Poland
hemko, Agnese in Latvia, and I’m pretty certain there’s variations of the same name used elsewhere too
I_Fart_Glitter, I’ve got a Hungarian relative named Agnes, she’s in her 60s.
Potatos_are_not_friends, Um Agnes is short for Agnintendo Entertainment System.
ericisshort, Slow clap
Voyajer, I know a couple named Bob and Agnes. They’re in their mid 60s iirc.
Potatos_are_not_friends, I bet they did bdsm
sbv, *do
MightyGalhupo, Yes they are
Edit: I’m disagreeing with the username, sorry for any confusion
where_am_i, Name your daughter Agnes, get some BDSM revenge. Seems legit.
andxz, lol what? It’s a fairly common name in all the Nordic countries at the very least, and fairly sure in Britain as well. The post is obviously American, but that name is not an uncommon one.
Anecdotally I know of at least three, two adults and one just starting school.
betterdeadthanreddit, I’d suggest that a couple replies here took my response too literally but don’t want to have to come back and explain that I’m not accusing anybody of stealing.
Unforeseen, And the fact they took the time to fix the autocorrect not capitalizing the words spelled out for BDSM. If you are angry it’s not happening.
orphiebaby, It’s amazing what toxic assholes say to try to “prove” that posts are fake. I wish you and everyone else would have left that dumb, cynical shit at Reddit.
betterdeadthanreddit, Wat
TheCheddarCheese, deleted_by_author
Korne127, How… can someone genuinely now know what bdsm stands for? That’s honestly just baffling.
decisivelyhoodnoises, You don’t know the age of the other person
Xylight, Idk people usually don’t care enough to go out of their way to research a term like that
TheCheddarCheese, it’s a bit of a thing with me
dependencyinjection, (edited ) Shocking but not everybody knows everything.
Pop quiz:
- ASL (Not American Sign Language)
- Sounding
- TCP/IP
- What does the K stand for when referring to the music of Mozart
- IATA
Edit: Answers
- Age, sex location. Old school Internet days.
- Sounding. Urethral sounding. 😣
- Transmission Control Protocol / Internet Protocol. It’s one way that packets move through a network. Another would be UDP.
- Köchel. is the person that chronologically catalogued Mozart’s music.
- International Air Transport Association. Sets technical standards for airlines.
can, I Am The Asshole?
Korne127, Yes Yes Yes No Yes
I mean true, not everyone knows everything, although I would have said that is something almost everyone knows, like the first question at Who wants to be a millionaire. But I mean it’s fine if someone doesn’t know that, it was just a bit baffling to me at first.
LinkOpensChest_wav, ASL = Age, Sex, Lemmy instance
dependencyinjection, You know it!
hardcoreufo, I thought it was Linux Distribution
Emerald, 325f, debian
Rai, 1703742736, no thanks, Mint
orphiebaby, No.
VaultBoyNewVegas, (edited ) Age, sex and location.
Putting things into the urethra (urethra play)
No idea
No idea
You’re the asshole (I joke)
Back to the original post, I’d be genuinely surprised if anyone over the age of 30 does not know what BDSM is.
Wild_Mastic, TCP IP is an Internet protocol
psud, IP is all internet protocol. TCP is the transmission control protocol
dependencyinjection, Nice. Nice. Transmission Control Protocol / Internet Protocol (one of the ways traffic moves over a network). Köchel Catalogue, named after the dude that first catalogued Mozarts work. International air transport association.
VaultBoyNewVegas, I should have got TCP/IP considering I know how to use a VPN for torrenting. That’s an oops from me.
bdonvr, I dunno know the Mozart think I suppose. IATA is that international aviation organization? I think the acronym is French.
problematicPanther, IATA is the international air transport association, I think. the t might also mean transit I guess.
problematicPanther, Australian sign language Something about measuring the depth of the ocean Internet communication protocol What? International air transport association
LudwigvanBeethoven, the Mozart one is Köchel(-Verzeichnis) iirc
Siegfried, (edited ) For the mozart one, i always thought it was some german word for counting… it is not. K or KV stands for the name of someone who started cataloging mozarts repertoir in composition order. So it stands for Köchel Verzeichnis (Köchel catalogue) or just Köchel…
So now that I know that the K stands for a random dude, i prefer Bach’s numbering BWV, which stands for Bachswerkeverzeichnis or catalogue of baches works or compositions
dependencyinjection, Huh… thanks. I just assumed that the BWV would follow the same logic. I appreciate you taking the time to write this. As now I know.
Bearbi3, Age Sex Location Inserting a rod of various sizes in the urethra Not sure Not sure Am I the asshole
blind3rdeye, No one is born knowing what those letters stand for. In fact, people don’t even know what letters or words are when they are born. So obviously there must be a point in each person’s life when they go from not knowing to knowing. That will happen at different time for different people, depending on who they talk to and what their interests are.
If you want to better understand how someone can not know what bdsm stands for, perhaps you should just reflect on something you’ve learnt recently. Anything at all. Just think about how you didn’t know it, but now you do. That’s how to works.
where_am_i, how old r u kiddo?
50_centavos, Welcome to the internet.
Lev_Astov, A likely story.
TexMexBazooka, You been living under a rock or what bro?
TimewornTraveler, I dont get the pineapple thing. is that to be used in the sex act? or the bbq? I am not joking
AllonzeeLV, (edited ) “We are NOT done talking about this.”
Good, I hope not! 🤣
Sabre363,
Kolanaki, (edited ) Burgers, drinks, salsa music, bondage, domination, sadism, masochism.
Best party ever!
ObviouslyNotBanana, BDSMx2 Parties are great
SkyeHarith, BDSM 2 : Electric Boogaloo
TeddE, Bondage burgers, dominant drinks, and sadistic salsa masochistic music. Sounds fun!
Viking_Hippie, (edited ) I’ve definitely tried the latter two, but I’m not so sure about the first ones 😂
dalekcaan, BYOBDSM
bobs_monkey, (edited ) I personally prefer to eat, drink, and dance before I, ahem, dance
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