Lophostemon

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Lophostemon,

The original game as invented by bored semi-drunk Scots was, I’m sure, a good laugh several hundred years ago with wee sticks and a random round thing.

The modern game and all its hideous capitalist/ classist cultural connotations is fucked.

Lophostemon,

That’s a metric from a dysfunctional system. Lemmy needs a new one.

Lophostemon,

Don’t tell the Chinese or they’ll be over in a flash claiming all of them for their stew-pots under the guise of ‘historical boundaries’.

Lophostemon,

What if I make a small collection of larger twig-type tree detritus, and glue it to a surface?

Note; is not the person who applies aforementioned adhesive label also a ‘sticker’ due to performance of said act?

Lophostemon,

I wish he fucking would!

Lophostemon,

I nibbled on Ice Cube once before being brutally tackled by his security.

Lophostemon,

A flute carved from a stick of fuckwit.

Lophostemon,

Taco Bell strikes again.

Lophostemon,

They’d have to get down on their knees and probably tousle his hair, saying “hello little fella! How are you today? Have you had a nap today?”

Warwick Davis certainly towers over him, metaphorically anyway, if we’re talking about morals, ethics and humility.

Lophostemon,

Sure! That’s an option too!

Lophostemon,

Marvellous work!

Lophostemon,

Underpants, shoes.

That’s it.

Lophostemon,

Those things are vicious. Rip yer arm off. Don’t be fooled.

Lophostemon,

Even rats need a hobby.

Lophostemon,

0 times. It’s likely a joke by a student specialist.

Lophostemon,

The little pokey bits make me uncomfortable.

Lophostemon,
  1. Sketchy boats
  2. Crossing borders at night and getting under/through fences.
  3. Being smuggled in.
Lophostemon,

I’m just fucking around.

Lophostemon,

No you’re right. Aaron was an important person and should be remembered properly.

Lophostemon,

I LOVE Return to Castle Wankstain. It was such a great game!

Lophostemon,

Is that Rishi Sunak?

Lophostemon,

Far out! How dd you get that photograph of me?!?

Lophostemon,

Ok. Fair point. Didn’t know that. Will do better. Maybe it’s the small photo I’m looking at. There’s no racism intended.

Lophostemon,

There’s no way that dude is 14. Perhaps I’ve been staring at AI creepiness too long but that guy is easily mid 20’s.

Lophostemon,

Surprisingly accurate.

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