Lophostemon

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Lophostemon,
  1. Sketchy boats
  2. Crossing borders at night and getting under/through fences.
  3. Being smuggled in.
Lophostemon,

The little pokey bits make me uncomfortable.

Lophostemon,

0 times. It’s likely a joke by a student specialist.

Lophostemon,

They’d have to get down on their knees and probably tousle his hair, saying “hello little fella! How are you today? Have you had a nap today?”

Warwick Davis certainly towers over him, metaphorically anyway, if we’re talking about morals, ethics and humility.

Lophostemon,

The idea that anyone could have the gumption to have lackeys order people not to make eye contact, is breathtakingly shitty.

Even the Queen never ordered that sort of crap.

Lophostemon,

I nibbled on Ice Cube once before being brutally tackled by his security.

Lophostemon,

Far out! How dd you get that photograph of me?!?

Lophostemon,

There’s no way that dude is 14. Perhaps I’ve been staring at AI creepiness too long but that guy is easily mid 20’s.

Lophostemon,

Ok. Fair point. Didn’t know that. Will do better. Maybe it’s the small photo I’m looking at. There’s no racism intended.

Lophostemon,

Says China, who frequently engages in confrontations.

Lophostemon,

Is that Rishi Sunak?

Lophostemon,

I LOVE Return to Castle Wankstain. It was such a great game!

Lophostemon,

I’m just fucking around.

Lophostemon,

No you’re right. Aaron was an important person and should be remembered properly.

Lophostemon,

The original game as invented by bored semi-drunk Scots was, I’m sure, a good laugh several hundred years ago with wee sticks and a random round thing.

The modern game and all its hideous capitalist/ classist cultural connotations is fucked.

Lophostemon,

Those things are vicious. Rip yer arm off. Don’t be fooled.

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