Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!
barberousse, 
Can someone use AI to make this happen ?
ElBarto, (edited ) 
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/1d366981-63cb-4c9e-ac62-3e49e0af864f.jpeg
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/b7c532a8-beaa-4640-99c0-39c0de6320b9.jpeg
Was the first thing I did after posting this.
barberousse, Thanks 😊👍
wowwoweowza, Love Bernie!!!
ramenshaman, Poor choice of font.
crusty, Feels like it would be used on a special ed book or poster
grue, Every picture of Bernie Sanders looks like he’s fucking exasperated, and I can’t blame him!
JusticeForPorygon, 
Id vote for Bernie to be the Secretary of Magick
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks, “I am once again asking for material components.”
chuckleslord, MMT or Modern Material Theory argues that Fiat Currency Mage Guilds should no longer think in terms of collecting materials to fund spells, but instead that spells should be used to decrease inflationary pressure on materials.
…I can’t tell if this was clever on my part, or rambly bs
Viking_Hippie, If only! If Bernie had magic powers, the US and by extension the world would be doing a hell of a lot better!
FlyingSquid, 
He does have magic powers. Unfortunately, his powers are limited to what appear to be slight-of-hand tricks but are actually magic. If you pick a card, he’ll always get it right. But by magic.
Kase, Bernie at the vending machine:
checks wallet
Aw damn, no monies
takes a few quarters from behind ear
Viking_Hippie, So you mean that he’s able to ACTUALLY saw the lady in half and put her back together with real magic, but his magic serves no practical purpose?
Sounds brutal 😆
FlyingSquid, That’s not sleight-of-hand. He can only do close-up magic.
Viking_Hippie, Which is somewhat useless at large rallies…and probably not allowed on the floor of the Senate…
aviationeast, More like casting persuasion or enchants… Republicans seem to be immune with their mental armor of stupidity
ElBarto,
Lophostemon, I wish he fucking would!
random_character_a, 
Spells of socialism
andrew_bidlaw, 
Got a spell costing 300 points when your mana pool is still 280.
jaybone, Single mana system
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