Lophostemon

@Lophostemon@aussie.zone

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Lophostemon,

Gut’s gotta have hobby.

Lophostemon,

Bob Marley said “rub it pon de belly like guava jelly”.

Lophostemon,

Don’t become a statistic my friend.

Lophostemon, (edited )

A selection of these little jolly chaps are going to feature in ER stories soon about “a fella who slipped in the shower and accidentally sat on a Christmas decoration”.

Lophostemon,

What the hell is he wearing on his head?

Lophostemon,

The one in the middle is a dude.

Lophostemon,

Says China, who frequently engages in confrontations.

Lophostemon,

I wish he fucking would!

Lophostemon,

Don’t tell the Chinese or they’ll be over in a flash claiming all of them for their stew-pots under the guise of ‘historical boundaries’.

US anti-armor grenade packed inside a foam football, 1973 (lemmy.world)

“Since a regulation-size football weighs 14 ounces, it was considered feasible to make a shaped charge grenade within this weight limitation. In addition, most US troops are familiar with throwing footballs,” according to the Army’s test report for the weapon....

Lophostemon,

Wrapping the explosive around the inside like a thicker skin would distribute the weight.

Lophostemon,

That’s a metric from a dysfunctional system. Lemmy needs a new one.

Lophostemon,

What if I make a small collection of larger twig-type tree detritus, and glue it to a surface?

Note; is not the person who applies aforementioned adhesive label also a ‘sticker’ due to performance of said act?

Lophostemon,

I nibbled on Ice Cube once before being brutally tackled by his security.

Lophostemon,

OH LAWD SHE COMIN!

Lophostemon,

BURN THE WITCH!!!

Lophostemon,

Not so easy with an ADHD fizzy-brain.

Lophostemon,

Yeah. I keep forgetting to do it. I used to get retarded drunk and that slowed my brain down but I’m not allowed to do that anymore.

Lophostemon,

And what the hell is karma worth here?

Lophostemon,

Thanks I will, but the theme of the community is not what I object to, it’s the link to Reddit content.

Lophostemon, (edited )

How lovely for you. Bless your heart.

Lophostemon,

Good idea!

Lophostemon,

LOL

Lophostemon,

The ‘All’ feed could be considered a blessing or a curse.

Nevermind the bots.

If a [insert random community] post pops up and I comment on it then they get shitty and say “well why did you come in here to this niche subject and post?”

I think… “If it’s delivered to me in the ‘All’ feed then it’s fair game to post in.”

If people don’t want ‘outsiders’ in their “safe space” then perhaps some communities shouldn’t have their feeds set to shout their content to the whole Fediverse.

Lophostemon,

Exactly

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