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Mac,

You likely could have followed their script in less time.

Mac,

“it’s buzzword bullshit” because it works.

Mac,

Not sure about you but the ones at my semi-local target look like hecking children.

That’s a bad thing, in case anyone was wondering.

Mac,

Mannequins are designed to be attractive to sell clothes. Don’t feel bad.

Mac,

I like this take.

Mac,

Why are people still using the Drake meme when there are such good alternatives?

Mac,

I am definitely an attractive woman with three arms.

Mac,

Can we start a petition to keep this shit off of Lemmy? It’s disgusting.

Mac,

Same. I have access to almost the entirety of human knowledge in my pocket and I have nothing interesting to share.

Mac,

How to sleep:

Step 1. No phone/TV/screens in the bedroom
Step 2. No screens 30 min before going to bed
Step 3. Go to bed at the same time each night
Step 4. Set yourself up to actually get enough sleep

Try this for 6 weeks and then if you seriously still cant sleep discuss with a doctor.

Facebook Watches Teens Online As They Prep for College – The Markup (themarkup.org)

“After signing into their ACT account, if a student accepted cookies on the following page, Facebook received details on almost everything they clicked on—including scrambled but identifiable data like their first and last name, and whether they’re registering for the ACT. The site even registered clicks about a...

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I’m always watching, Wazowski. Always watching.

Mac,

Agree. What’s even the point

Mac,

I miss hand drawn memes. Bring rage faces back (again).

Mac,

Way more than AI memes.

Mac,

I’m not sure why you would invest any emotional attachment into any celebrity.

Mac,

I disagree but that’s fine.

Louis Rossman/FUTO's YouTube app, GrayJay, now supports Sponsorblock... and shames you if you use it

Seriously this was very surprising. I’ve been experimenting with GrayJay since it was announced and I largely think it’s a pretty sweet app. I know there are concerns over how it isn’t “true open source” but it’s a hell of a lot more open than ReVanced. Plus, I like the general design and philosophy of the app....

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I skipped over therlm for years before using sponsorblock anyway.

Mac,

It was a slow day so i ended up browsing by top-month after going through everything else. Lmao

Mac,

There’s an ass eating joke in here somewhere.

Mac,

None. Just my house.
I have a credit card bill but it gets paid off regularly.

Mac, (edited )

Bro is that A SUPRA 👀👀

"Jogging From the Perspective of Animals" by Jake Likes Onions (files.mastodon.social)

alt textFirst panel: [blank white space with black text] Jogging from the perspective of animals Second panel: Wolf by a tree looking at a man jogging. “What are you running from, apex predator” Third panel: Wolf: “Are you chasing prey?” “You need to conserve energy” Last panel: [second wolf peeking in] “The hell...

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Conserving energy is for nerds.
Humans can run all day long.

Mac,

Body shaming is not okay.

Mac, (edited )

I have a mechanical joke but it takes a non-standard tool.

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