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MajorHavoc, to risa in There's a big difference between *dead* and *MOSTLY dead*

Billy Crystal did kind of outline a prototype Ferengi…

“If they’re all dead, there’s only one thing you can do - go through their pockets for loose coins.”

MajorHavoc, to programmer_humor in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?

You forgot this –force flag.

MajorHavoc, to cyanideandhappiness in 29 November 2023

I hope this becomes a recurring gag, for the rest of the run of C&H.

I may memorize the whole series, and quote one line of it at a time around my friends, as an unrequested update on the news from my friend “Cliff Hanger”.

I’m counting on this to finally give me something to contribute to gossip sessions.

MajorHavoc, to risa in Do you prefer... part 3

Yeah. Losing a beauty/style contest to David Bowie shouldn’t really count.

MajorHavoc, (edited ) to programmer_humor in 1 follower on GitHub = 1000 followers on other platforms 😅

Yeah. I don’t know if the ‘follow’ piece does anything useful for anyone.

But as a professional developer, I have found that my GitHub account now prevents me from getting asked FizzBuzz at interviews. So whichever bit is causing that nonsense to stop, I hope they keep.

MajorHavoc, to risa in It's so bubbly, cloying...and happy.

Picard looking stern

“Belay that order!”

MajorHavoc, to risa in As you harumph.

So accurate it almost merits a spoiler tag. Lol.

MajorHavoc, to risa in Now that it's December, you'll want to circulate this special PSA around your ship. Can't be too careful.

If I’ve learned anything about Jeffries tubes during the holidays, it’s that they probably contain a federation officer who got stuck ‘doing a “Die Hard”’ on some terrosists.

If I had a nickel for every time that happened…well I would have two nickels. But you have to admit, it’s interesting that it happened twice.

(I can’t actually name episodes, but I know I’ve seen this plot at least twice.)

MajorHavoc, to risa in What did you have for breakfast this morning?

In case of lack of sarcasm - The EMH is played by Robert Picardo.

MajorHavoc, to risa in Sonic Shower Thought: If a super advanced race planted the seeds for humanoid life throughout the galaxy, one of their DNA contributors must have looked like Jeffrey Combs.

Yeah. Or they’re separate changelings, but they all had the same “disguise 101” changeling professor, who was, of course, played by Jeffrey Combs. There’s hope that Lower Decks could make one of these theories into canon.

MajorHavoc, to risa in He suffered for our sins

I can’t quite make the math work, but now I want a Captain Worf series that somehow features Colm Meaney in more episodes than Michael Dorn…

MajorHavoc, to risa in Use your own holodeck time, Beverly.
MajorHavoc, to risa in Like father (not) like son

Nice. Now I want to do one:

“Is this going anywhere… - Oh shit, this is fun!”

MajorHavoc, to linuxmemes in Yeah, very sorry that this app is Windows only, would love to switch to Mac

Yeah. I was literally just talking about how my SteamDeck is going to let me retire my remaining Windows PC. And by retire it, I mean install Linux, and continue to enjoy it.

MajorHavoc, (edited ) to risa in Protection

I mean, I bet it does work as effective birth control. No offense meant to Picard, of course.

I would put this to the test and report back, but I’m too busy watching the surprise kids I had.

On a related note, I am able to report that a photograph of Levar Burton standing watch will not prevent having children.

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