JustMy2c, (edited )

Such a shame they replaced him with a Droid and made a whole series with that abomination.

famousringo,

Picard brand diaphragms draw the line here! And no further!

MajorHavoc, (edited )

I mean, I bet it does work as effective birth control. No offense meant to Picard, of course.

I would put this to the test and report back, but I’m too busy watching the surprise kids I had.

On a related note, I am able to report that a photograph of Levar Burton standing watch will not prevent having children.

eran_morad,

Somehow, i think I’d feel more at ease if it was riker watching me fuck.

kaitco,

The Picard will save us!

SnotFlickerman,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

This is a warning

Step away from the car

This car is protected by Viper

fluxion,

Engage.

RizzRustbolt,

Oh… So that’s the Picard Maneuver.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Use it at your own risk.

WashedOver,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

Well that’s one way to approach Assimilation…

xusontha,

Good thing you didn’t bring Yar… you’d both just randomly die

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Then come back a few times just to die again

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Shouldn’t you really have a picture of the most important man in Starfleet history?

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ad5c0792-dc1b-46f0-89fb-89208ee7d741.png

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

That pose and that stare makes it look like he’s enjoying what he sees and may even want to join you.

Perfect

CCF_100,

Miles: “You wanna go for twins?” Keiko: “I don’t think it works that way…”

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I mean it’s not like he’s getting any from Keiko.

Reverendender,

Worst. Chemistry. Ever.

RampantParanoia2365,

He LOVES. His wife.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

MIIIIILES!

JWBananas,
@JWBananas@startrek.website avatar

Macho Man Miles knocked up Keiko with their second child after one single attempt.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

That’s obviously already framed and on the wall.

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