Protection
RizzRustbolt, Oh… So that’s the Picard Maneuver.
The_Picard_Maneuver, 
Use it at your own risk.
FlyingSquid, 
Shouldn’t you really have a picture of the most important man in Starfleet history?
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ad5c0792-dc1b-46f0-89fb-89208ee7d741.png
ininewcrow, 
That pose and that stare makes it look like he’s enjoying what he sees and may even want to join you.
Perfect
CCF_100, Miles: “You wanna go for twins?” Keiko: “I don’t think it works that way…”
FlyingSquid, I mean it’s not like he’s getting any from Keiko.
Reverendender, Worst. Chemistry. Ever.
RampantParanoia2365, He LOVES. His wife.
FlyingSquid, MIIIIILES!
JWBananas, 
Macho Man Miles knocked up Keiko with their second child after one single attempt.
The_Picard_Maneuver, That’s obviously already framed and on the wall.
fluxion, Engage.
MajorHavoc, (edited ) I mean, I bet it does work as effective birth control. No offense meant to Picard, of course.
I would put this to the test and report back, but I’m too busy watching the surprise kids I had.
On a related note, I am able to report that a photograph of Levar Burton standing watch will not prevent having children.
xusontha, Good thing you didn’t bring Yar… you’d both just randomly die
EdibleFriend, 
Then come back a few times just to die again
WashedOver, 
Well that’s one way to approach Assimilation…
eran_morad, Somehow, i think I’d feel more at ease if it was riker watching me fuck.
famousringo, Picard brand diaphragms draw the line here! And no further!
kaitco, The Picard will save us!
SnotFlickerman, 
This is a warning
Step away from the car
This car is protected by Viper
JustMy2c, (edited ) Such a shame they replaced him with a Droid and made a whole series with that abomination.
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