Mango

@Mango@lemmy.world

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Mango,

Angry? Don’t project. I’m grossed out.

Mango,

Obviously not.

Mango,

Yeah bruh, it’s fine until it’s at the toilet. Then it’s not fine. Get over yourself.

Mango,

I’m less worried about whatever diseases I may already have and more worried about those coming from others. You can have butthole splash time all you want. If you’re toilet is entirely private, maybe that’s even good. I’m not doing it.

Mango,

No, but I don’t keep my toothbrush in the bathroom for that reason.

Mango,

Water coming from the nastiest thing in the building in contact with the part of my skin that’s got a low barrier to things passing through it? Get fucked.

Mango,

Yes pls

Mango,

Right? If your message is important, then set it free. If it’s not, then I’m not gonna care.

Mango,

Have you seen Trump?

Mango,

Yes pls

Mango,

I’ll have two of what this guy has.

Mango,

I was thinking up is the direction of the expansion of the universe. Not sure if this supports that or not. Or maybe since we’re drawn that way, it’s the opposite?

Mango,

Ah yeah I didn’t think they’d find this as amusing as others would.

Mango,

I define up as yo momma.

Mango,

What if I’m in a Lagrange point?

Mango,

But what is it?

Mango,

Nice! I didn’t expect an answer I haven’t even come close to pondering yet!

Mango,

Ok. Frame of reference is half way between here and Andromeda!

Mango,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/02b4327a-b861-48ac-a90f-ae30ce0bcded.webm

Mango,

Oohh this makes an excellent point!

Mango,

So up is pretend?

Mango,

Kytch

Mango,

Surprisingly graceful!

Mango,

Eat a salad

Mango,

The car looks fine.

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