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MaxVoltage, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!
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okay but how do i stop myself from eating the mollusk? thats barely 100 kcal

MaxVoltage, to maliciouscompliance in Shorts not allowed as part of the school uniform? No problem!
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Good repost

MaxVoltage, (edited ) to memes in Embarrassing all those chumps just buying lightbulbs
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its just the anazon wharhous in 1999

edit: wearhouse lol man never let your doctors give you topamax more like topaTard

MaxVoltage, to mildlyinteresting in In South Korea, some stores carry "one a day" bananas which are packaged in order of ripeness
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[mildly infuriating]

putting bannas in a plastic shell 🗽🇺🇸👍👍😎

MaxVoltage, (edited ) to memes in No water for like 3 days to get that look
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and Amphetamines

yea bro we could actually get everything we would all look like that and all die at 50

MaxVoltage, to mildlyinteresting in "Progress"
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because the cars are still there just OutofSight

MaxVoltage, to lemmyshitpost in Weather app asking for permission to manage calls
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Had to get a Gallery app from there last week

gstore idea of gallery app is ads in your stolen pictures

MaxVoltage, to lemmyshitpost in Glad it's almost over
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as someone who had to do this stuff as a haze in college its doable but its hell without amphetamines

MaxVoltage, to memes in I wish sleep wasn't so appealing now.
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The right game can cure depression

MaxVoltage, (edited ) to linuxmemes in Two moods
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i needed it now i dont have enough neurons to experience distress

MaxVoltage, (edited ) to comicstrips in Drinking in your 20s vs 30s [Sarah Anderson]
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yall really dont drink water huh?

30 here drink does nothing to me but i drink a glass of water eve3night before bed lmao

drank a margarita last night woke up at 5 am

see a doctor

MaxVoltage, to lemmybewholesome in My face staring back at me
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girls just want to have fun 😛

MaxVoltage, (edited ) to memes in YouTube
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No they need to add DVR so i can save all my favorite videos abd dont have to watch them live /s

MaxVoltage, to lemmyshitpost in You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!
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No hiss

MaxVoltage, to historyporn in WW2 weekly ration of sugar, tea, margarine, 'national butter', lard, eggs, bacon and cheese for an adult in the UK, WW2, 1942
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Bro good bacon is like 10 pounds american

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