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MelodiousFunk, to upliftingnews in Cats Filled the Prison. Then the Inmates Fell in Love.
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They're in cahoots with the frogs.

MelodiousFunk, to risa in Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot
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Me, upon seeing the response: Hahahaha! Man that was fast. Dude always has the perfect reply ready.

5 minutes later: tries to squint through Klingon makeup 🤔

One trip to IMDB and Memory Alpha later: ...holy shit.

The next day: I should post a reply.

Now: We're in now now.

MelodiousFunk, to risa in Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot
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The other cart:

bump

PUT IT BACK!

thump

STOP IT

jam

I AM WARNING YOU MISTER!

rattles crooked wheel

MelodiousFunk, to risa in Going about how I expected so far.
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Goals require long term work, commitment, and developing new habits.

This is why I'm doomed.

MelodiousFunk, to lemmyshitpost in If you know, you know.
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Me, before clicking the link (because kbin doesn't handle inline thumbnails well): If that's the entry for "twelve cloaking warbirds" I swear...

MelodiousFunk, (edited ) to risa in Pushing down on you...
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You know what worked for me? Getting passably good at singing the Bowie parts. It's like the parts that want to get stuck are in opposition with the Bowie parts and there's some mental tussling then suddenly the song is over and you're free.

It also works well at confusing the shit out of people at parties who all want to sing along yet seemingly never got the memo that the song is a duet.

MelodiousFunk, (edited ) to risa in So embarrassing when you show up in the same thing
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Me: watches TNG episode

Risa: memes that exact episode

Me: trek-equivalent-of-fry-suspicious.gif

MelodiousFunk, to risa in Q-TIP: CONFIDENCE
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You jest, but she gives a wicked purple nurple.

MelodiousFunk, to risa in They make me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.
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If they were president, they'd be Swimmy Carter.

MelodiousFunk, to lemmyshitpost in It causes vaccines
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This is about as coherent an argument as you're gonna find on the topic.

MelodiousFunk, to risa in What did you have for breakfast this morning?
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Thank you for this. I found the lack of Post in the post disturbing.

MelodiousFunk, (edited ) to animemes in i’m living in a school with gamblers
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I am in Edo Japan surrounded by samurai and Amanto. Everyone is calling me Madao and, well... they're not wrong.

MelodiousFunk, (edited ) to risa in Wow. I would unironically watch this
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Ask and ye shall receive.

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MelodiousFunk, to asklemmy in What are your thoughts on the concept of having faith in a Higher Power but choosing to distance oneself from established religious doctrines?
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Anyone else think it’s cool to just fly solo as a good human, no religion attached?

Religion does not have a monopoly on morality, despite what many preach. Be kind, and believe what you want.

MelodiousFunk, to science_memes in Sleeping Beauty Trolley Problem
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If I'm tied to a train track any potential fart risks coming with a little extra mustard on it.

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