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Mouselemming, to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

All good, but it’s gotta be salt water. I guess I can use it to boil pasta or blanch vegetables…

Mouselemming, to asklemmy in The transition from the holiday season back to the normal drudgery is so depressing. Is there any way to make Jan / Feb less depressing?

Besides everything else, Martin Luther King gave us a sorely-needed January holiday. If you want to do it right, make plans to do something selfless that day. It might even lead to you continuing to do that thing or work with that group, and exercise those human kindness muscles, developing the content of your character. Or it might just be the once, and that’s okay. Or maybe the best you can muster is to raise a glass and thank Martin for the 3-day weekend. It’s still something to get your head past this slump. By Groundhog Day you’ll be seeing that little bit more daylight that brings hope.

Mouselemming, to movies in 'Shaft' star Richard Roundtree, considered the first Black action movie hero, has died at 81

In the end it was pancreatic cancer that got him, but if you didn’t know he was a breast cancer survivor, you should.

web.archive.org/…/2001-09-18-roundtree-cancer.htm

Check yours today, guys. And if you feel or see something, get it checked out.

Mouselemming, to science_memes in fishing for math

I feel like the raccoon needs to be handing off “his” fish to an engineer to gut and scale and fillet for him.

Mouselemming, to memes in Is the industry really this creatively bankrupt?

If you don’t recognize him, you need to watch One Foot In The Grave. It’s on BritBox, maybe elsewhere as well.

Mouselemming, to lemmyshitpost in We never see the moon's turtle though 🤔

It’s not a standing turtle, it’s a swimming turtle. Swimming through the universe. Its name is A’Tuin.

Mouselemming, to lemmyshitpost in Funny T-shirt

Then guitar turns and says, “Lute, you are my father.”

Mouselemming, to asklemmy in If zombies are supposed to go after brains, then why do they almost always end up tearing into the abdomen and other parts instead?

Well if they had any brains, they’d crack open the head, but they’re famously short on brains

Mouselemming, to asklemmy in Turn a plural into a singular to ruin the title of a movie, book or album

Oh. My. Gods.

I love your posters and would totally stream these films!

Mouselemming, to asklemmy in Mother-in-Law bought family tickets to Medieval Times for tonight, but they're on strike and scabs are doing the show...

They’d take you straight to a padded cell if you screamed gibberish like that.

In case you edit and I sound like the crazy one, here’s what you said to scream:

“everybody remember these are scanned that crossed a pocket line!!!”

Mouselemming, to memes in Presidential fitness test

I’m over 60, growing up in SoCal we had Square Dancing and the Maypole but also the Mexican Hat Dance, plus Tinikling, the Filipino one with two poles. Oh, and I think a bit of Hula.

(Later as a teacher I taught my 2nd graders some Russian dancing I had learned from my ballet teacher, because little kids are bouncy and kicky and we could do it inside when it rained.)

Mouselemming, to asklemmy in What could my upstairs neighbor possibly be doing to make this much noise?

Obviously their Roomba wears wooden shoes.

Mouselemming, to lemmyshitpost in Dog

Fwiw, Weiner dogs can be pretty ferocious

Mouselemming, to comicstrips in He appreciates them!

If you mean the mail slot, it’s perhaps old-fashioned, since it’s a security weakness.

I remember seeing an old movie where a family kept the house key on a string just inside, so when the kid got home from school they could reach in, get the key, and unlock the door (parents were at work).

And a couple where someone put fire or explosives through the slot.

Mouselemming, to vexillology in My Maryland flag redesign (please don't crucify me)

Ugh, the Maryland flag makes my brain buggy. My astigmatism keeps freaking out, and my glasses can’t even correct for it.

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