You ever see a dog that’s got its leash tangled the long way round a table leg, and it just cannot grasp what the problem is or how to fix it? It can see all the components laid out in front of it, but it’s never going to make the connection....
I would argue that the guy with the small truck is there to do a job for someone, and you’d be utterly fucked if you had a burst pipe and he wasn’t allowed to drive in the city. They are the one exception to the rule
The guy with the big truck most likely just uses it to make up for his micropenis, right enough
Yeah I have three emails - business (self employed, always on), personal (always notify but no sound), Hotmail (orders and spam, fuck off don’t notify)
Ach away and shite. If I see a driveway with a sign saying “no turning”, I’ll fucking turn there even if I’m going the right way. Then look for another
If a post from the Linux communities pops up on your feed, it is your duty as a Windows user to comment “wELL I dOn’t HavE tHAt prOBleM bECauSE I uSe wINdOws” to stop Linux users commenting the opposite on every fucking thread about Windows
Imma have to stand up for geese here, I’ve known a few.
If you walk your dog past them every day, just throw them a dandelion leaf or two
After about three years, they’ll be your best mates
Then one day, you won’t have your dog with you, and you’ll realise they assumed the dog was bringing you to feed them dandelion leaves, and they instantly turn back into cunts
Muoöe (lemmy.world)
Is CCleaner still people's preferred computer cleaning app?
Has something new come along? It’s been so long since I’ve needed to do this that I assume CCleaner has enshittified by now.
Bringing the power of books to the fediverse (lemmy.world)
Aye mateys, I wanted to share this with you as you may be interested in a discussion on having annas-archive linked to the fedi....
What's the simplest thing humans are too dumb to grasp?
You ever see a dog that’s got its leash tangled the long way round a table leg, and it just cannot grasp what the problem is or how to fix it? It can see all the components laid out in front of it, but it’s never going to make the connection....
same bed length (feddit.de)
What is your favorite hobby?
Mine is computers, I spend every free second on them.
Do you disable notifications for all your apps?
let them all in or only allow for some specific apps (if so which ones)?
Saves time and money (lemmy.today)
Locked and Loaded (lemmy.zip)
POV: you're American (lemmy.world)
Deserved (startrek.website)
What companies have made your blacklist?
What companies will you never give another dollar to?...
What are Lemmy's unwritten rules?
I’ll start. Non serious answers also welcome...
Slippery moisssstttt (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
Safe to say peanuts into a US school too? (lemmy.ca)
It's funnt because it's true (fanaticus.social)
Shitpost expert (lemmy.world)
You SHOULD connect to Tor via a VPN, actually (yewtu.be)
There can be many dangers lurking in Africa (zapodaj.net)