Mr_Blott

@Mr_Blott@lemmy.world

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Mr_Blott,

A doddler. Very strange shaped device that has the magical ability to tighten up almost any toilet seat

Mr_Blott,

And that’s what people will say about your memes in ten years; get used to it

Mr_Blott,

Do you mean a publican?

A republican can be good or bad, depending on your views

Mr_Blott,

Honestly never heard of Blue sky, are you going to tell us it’s a YT Channel ?

Mr_Blott, (edited )

Bear in mind, in the us and UK, I’m a medium (size). In France I’m XL

Mr_Blott,

Did you hear about the blind carpenter? He picked up a hammer and saw

Mr_Blott,

No, post an article, then put the video on the videos community

Mr_Blott,

Amusing, but every Lee Child book is like that too! Still enjoyed them in a kinda brain-mush way

Mr_Blott,

Christ I last read one of his in the 90s and thought the same! He must be just smearing wallpaper paste on the pages by now 😂

Mr_Blott,

You would if it was covered in butter and high fructose corn syrup

Mr_Blott,

Jesus fucking Christ mate, you are so determined to be offended on someone else’s behalf it makes me think you must be the blandest human being on earth! Do you taste like wallpaper paste? 😂

Mr_Blott,

I wanted a smart watch for notifications etc but didn’t like any of them; too shiny and short battery life

Ended up buying a Fossil Hybrid watch; the screen is kinda like a Kindle, and it has physical hands too so is always visible. Battery lasts three weeks plus

Really good except for having to sync it with the app every couple of days

Mr_Blott,

The vast majority of people don’t even know what it is, just that Stewey Griffin pronounced it funny

Mr_Blott,

Defender plus common sense is virtually unbeatable.

Which one are you missing?

Mr_Blott, (edited )

Works fine for me. To do what all you Linux people do when someone asks a question about Windows -

It’S bECaUsE yOU’rE sTILL uSinG LinUX 😂

Mr_Blott,

What happened, the original creator got their first electric bill? 😂😂

Mr_Blott,

Hey fuck you. “BECAUSE!!!” is a perfectly satisfactory answer

Mr_Blott,

Taste alright? The beans are fucking raw

Mr_Blott,

Yeah in the UK, Oreos are the lowest common denominator too. You’d have to finish the custard creams, bourbons, fly cemeteries and the dusty old packet of pink wafers you inherited when your gran died before you’d consider an Oreo

Mr_Blott,

Four years those are some rookie numbers

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