Mr_Blott

@Mr_Blott@lemmy.world

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Mr_Blott,

Your titlegore makes me want to stab an infant

Mr_Blott,

France is bacon

Mr_Blott,

Sorry, doesn’t resonate

I live in one the countries that’s civilised enough to not need telling

Mr_Blott,

Also, a tape measure that doesn’t retract until you push a button is better than a tape measure that retracts until you push a button

Mr_Blott,

For the Euros- if you need to replace any parts in your toilet, buy Geberit.

I frequently have to replace cheap flush mechanisms and filler valves, and I always replace with Geberit.

I have Geberit flush mechanisms that were installed in the 80s and if they start to leak, you pop them out and replace a washer. No tools required

Mr_Blott,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1f081adc-977d-43c0-bbe5-d3e0c69aa69d.jpeg

Mr_Blott,

Oh my god you should totally cancel her

Mr_Blott,

Eggs with multicoloured yolks

Mr_Blott,

It’s a European red squirrel mate, I promise. The biggest population I’ve seen is on King Charlie’s Balmoral estate in Scotland

Mr_Blott, (edited )

I love the World Rally Championship, but it’s a pretty niche sport as it is, I doubt there are many fans in my whole town!

But to answer your question, probably wanking

Mr_Blott,

Adults get in the tub, relax and drink a G&T

Kids tend to jump in and out, dragging all the crap from the decking/patio with them each time

Plus they’ll just piss in it, rather than getting out 😂

Mr_Blott,

I actually look after them for idiots that install them for rentals.

No1 - Use bromine because it smells less than chlorine

No2 use multi bromine as it has anti algae and anti foam in it

No3 keep the pH correct, about 7.2 to 7.4, same as pool

No4 clean the filter every week

No5 kids love hot tubs, hot tubs HATE kids

No6 FUCKIN SHOWER BEFORE YOU USE IT YOU DAFT CUNT NO WONDER IT TURNED INTO FUCKING SOUP FUCK ME

Mr_Blott,

Needs clarification - do you mean a flowery, lacey, girly American electricity outlet, or a meaty, throbbing, frighteningly-erect rest-of-the-world outlet?

Mr_Blott,

Like, mostly heating the top 50% of your living room wtf

Mr_Blott,

kernel developers

Fancy word for a tree

Mr_Blott,

American one is - UNLOCK MOO SOUNDS WITH A SUBSCRIPTION AT ONLY 19.99/MONTH ACT NOW

Mr_Blott,

SUBSCRIBE TO SEE THE REST OF THIS ERROR ONLY TEN LOW LOW PAYMENTS OF 99.99

Mr_Blott,

Disable everything except email and WhatsApp, also SMS for deliveries

Why the fuck would you have BBC News notify you that Pol Pot won Strictly Come Dancing?!?

Never understood why people would leave notifications on for everything, except to have their phone beep in public to make them seem popular, maybe?

Mr_Blott,

When I was a lad, it was two words, the first with a question mark, the second with a full stop

Pint?

Pint.

Mr_Blott,

Yanks on their way to just cover bland, mass produced shite in butter and salt so they can proclaim it “the gradest food in the wuuuurld”

Mr_Blott,

Imagine biking in a paris canal in the 30s 🤢🤮

Mr_Blott,

Do you ever read flippant comments as they are intended, or do you just immediately flip into “Angry teenager with vague grasp of communism” mode?

Mr_Blott,

I’ve been pirating for twenty years and you do kind of just stick with it even when you can afford stuff.

That said, when I reinstalled Windows a while ago, I was fannying about for aaaaaages trying to get a cracked version of Office to work when I suddenly realised I could just buy it for a tenner and not have to fuck about 😂 It hadn’t occurred to me before

Mr_Blott,

*Laughs and slight sideways glances at eachother

Ftfy

Mr_Blott,

You always know when someone says something like “we’re so Italian we…” that they’re definitely not from Italy

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