Mr_Blott

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Mr_Blott,

Sorry, doesn’t resonate

I live in one the countries that’s civilised enough to not need telling

Mr_Blott,

I was thinking of pigs but I like the cut of your jib

Mr_Blott,

A completely new type of cheese

Mr_Blott,

I’m not that often in Maccies but I’ve never heard of the flurry machine being broken, I’ve read it’s a US thing due to the maintenance contracts

That said the meme still works in Europe because I’m pretty sure they’re not allowed to call that hydrogenated vegetable oil-filled shite “ice cream” here 😂

Mr_Blott,

Just checked too

Temu (sHoP LikE a biLLiONaIRe lol)

Shein (Shiet)

WhatsApp

Clearly the french like shit quality and chatting

Mr_Blott,

Did we aye

Away an shite

Mr_Blott,

To be fair - makes fun of them for being the only one that still uses it

Mr_Blott,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2da95443-bba2-4ec5-8047-11b5969df4f1.webm

Mr_Blott, (edited )

Have to say, making beer beef stew is a very old Scottish tradition, and Guinness is definitely one of the worst beers you could use. It’s a stout and too heavy with the beef. An IPA works perfectly though!

Edit - also, modern Scottish trick - add a splash of dry red wine too!

Mr_Blott,

*American IPA is overhopped piss for cleaning hubcaps

There are hundreds of fantastic European ones

Mr_Blott,

Geographical awareness level = American

Congratulations 👏

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Mr_Blott,

Not clicking on a Shitter link mate

Mr_Blott,

“Not only will America go to your country and kill all your people. But they’ll come back 20 years later and make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers feel sad.”

— Frankie Boyle

Mr_Blott,

Yeah having to put down dogs and cats will do that to you

Mr_Blott,

Fried onions. They’re fried onions. If OP had to price his burger he’d probably just put 19, and serve it on a slate with a miniature shopping trolley of fries

Mr_Blott,

Also, a tape measure that doesn’t retract until you push a button is better than a tape measure that retracts until you push a button

Mr_Blott,

Fair enough. If like me you worked in building you’d appreciate it, I’m sure

Mr_Blott,

Sez someone that never had one 🙃

Mr_Blott,

A doddler. Very strange shaped device that has the magical ability to tighten up almost any toilet seat

Mr_Blott,

Saved for something really specific idk but won’t be able to find it when I need it

Mr_Blott,

Guys stop. “Doubt” is starting to look funny

Mr_Blott,

For the Euros- if you need to replace any parts in your toilet, buy Geberit.

I frequently have to replace cheap flush mechanisms and filler valves, and I always replace with Geberit.

I have Geberit flush mechanisms that were installed in the 80s and if they start to leak, you pop them out and replace a washer. No tools required

Mr_Blott,

Very much the opposite, they’re his bread and butter.

OP is chuffed his Shark is 6 years old, my Miele vac will be 22 this year

Mr_Blott,

Whether or not it’s a crime punishable by death all depends on how you massacre the word “bologna”

Mr_Blott,

This sounds like something I’m waaaay too European to have to worry about lol

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