Mr_Blott

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Mr_Blott,

The French secret for brie - leave it out before you eat it. I’m talking like a day or two. It’s bland otherwise but takes on a camembert quality as it rapidly ages

Mr_Blott,

On ski mountains these are usually placed in an avalanche prone area to stop the snow blocking the road

Mr_Blott,

I can see how that would be perPlexing

Mr_Blott,

Yeah we can forgive a lot of culinary crimes but that thing

That thing scares us

Mr_Blott,

LolA%€d at that

Mr_Blott,

Yes cos California is little Europe and we love the modern thinking

Mr_Blott,

Right, how the fuck can onions be

french fried

and what the fuck kind of heathen buys fried onions in a can?!?!??!

Mr_Blott,

It’s very, very subjective mate,

or any American city

is incredibly wrong from the culinary world’s point of view, I can assure you

I think DC and LA are about the only two cities in the top 20 worldwide if we’re talking culinary excellence

Mr_Blott,

You would if it was covered in butter and high fructose corn syrup

Mr_Blott,

Wee lambs -

Gambol gambol gambol

Mr_Blott,

Millions upon millions of contractors in every country except the US would disagree

Mr_Blott,

I wanted a smart watch for notifications etc but didn’t like any of them; too shiny and short battery life

Ended up buying a Fossil Hybrid watch; the screen is kinda like a Kindle, and it has physical hands too so is always visible. Battery lasts three weeks plus

Really good except for having to sync it with the app every couple of days

Mr_Blott,

See that’s not even a word

Mr_Blott,

Fancy name for the toilets

Mr_Blott,

Both the same price.

Proper Italian pizza - Just a like a mamma used to make

Dominos - 50% shareholder profit, 50 disappointment

Mr_Blott,

Amusing, but every Lee Child book is like that too! Still enjoyed them in a kinda brain-mush way

Mr_Blott,

Christ I last read one of his in the 90s and thought the same! He must be just smearing wallpaper paste on the pages by now 😂

Mr_Blott,

Still, if you’ve ever worked retail, you’d know why this felt like a victory.

No idea mate, worked in retail for decades and no idea what you’re on about. But then I never lived in a country full of mentally ill people 😂

Mr_Blott,

Not much to tell, other than dandelion leaves are like crack to geese

Use them as you see fit, and watch the world of geese friendship unfurl before you

Mr_Blott,

Never could remember that cos I had so much trouble trying to hold all those pesky limes

Mr_Blott,

The vast majority of people don’t even know what it is, just that Stewey Griffin pronounced it funny

Mr_Blott,

Don’t talk pish you two, plenty of places have Black Friday sales in Europe, have done for years now.

It’s just there have never been shoppers fighting over shiny trinkets because we’re not infantile fuckin barbarians

Mr_Blott,

If you don’t recognise him, watch Keeping Up Appearances instead, it stood the test of time better, IMO

Mr_Blott,

Jesus fucking Christ mate, you are so determined to be offended on someone else’s behalf it makes me think you must be the blandest human being on earth! Do you taste like wallpaper paste? 😂

Mr_Blott,

Sorry mate but I have to give it a 6 because the nubs would dig into your hand when walking. A bit of whittling would take it up to an 8 tho

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