Mr_Blott

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Mr_Blott,

Calling Charlie the king of England sounds the same as saying Biden is the president of Utah

Mr_Blott,

And while they’re at it, can it sort out the pics on my phone into “pics of dog” and “pics I took to show a client what the problem was then forgot to delete and now take up two thirds of my storage”?

Mr_Blott,

This sounds like something I’m waaaay too European to have to worry about lol

Mr_Blott,

Also, a tape measure that doesn’t retract until you push a button is better than a tape measure that retracts until you push a button

Mr_Blott,

For the Euros- if you need to replace any parts in your toilet, buy Geberit.

I frequently have to replace cheap flush mechanisms and filler valves, and I always replace with Geberit.

I have Geberit flush mechanisms that were installed in the 80s and if they start to leak, you pop them out and replace a washer. No tools required

Mr_Blott,

“Not only will America go to your country and kill all your people. But they’ll come back 20 years later and make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers feel sad.”

— Frankie Boyle

Mr_Blott,

REALLY fancy place

Steak and fries

🤨

Mr_Blott,

That’s true.

“God, do they still use those? I haven’t seen a cheque in 20 years”

Cheques out

Mr_Blott,

The highest rated recipe on BBC Good Food is Chilli con Carne. It’s cheap and easy to make, and can be dumped on top of a big pile of rice

www.bbcgoodfood.com/…/chilli-con-carne-recipe

Mr_Blott,

For the rest of the planet that uses kgs, this is about 50lbs of high fructose corn syrup

Mr_Blott,

Fuck off, that’s a societal problem.

Fix that first, it’s a minor thing in modern countries

Mr_Blott,

Yes we all have an uncle like that. Mine was Jimmy Savile

Mr_Blott,

You literally just spent five minutes typing out almost the exact UK laws you daftie 😂

Mr_Blott,

If that’s not therapeutic I am seriously misunderstanding the definition of the word

Mr_Blott,

French people - “I’m sorry, but what?”

Mr_Blott,

Ach away and shite. If I see a driveway with a sign saying “no turning”, I’ll fucking turn there even if I’m going the right way. Then look for another

Mr_Blott,

Yes cos California is little Europe and we love the modern thinking

Mr_Blott,

Oh god I’m going to have to sit down and figure out how I can be offended by this comment, hold on

Mr_Blott,

I have tremendous fun posting “Have you tried Windows?” on the Linux communities whenever someone posts a problem

It’s exactly what they do a dozen times over on any queries about Windows problems, but strangely they don’t find my answer helpful

Mr_Blott,

Yeah I had dots on my arse once. Turned out I’d been sitting on my keyboard

Mr_Blott,

Aye if you want mid-90s download speeds

Mr_Blott,

free

Y’all keep using zis word. I do not sink it means what you sink it means

I am pouring one out to this little champ. Stripping HDCP and letting me... archive streaming services from 2016-2023 RIP (lemmy.world)

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