I am a surgeon!
son_named_bort, Well if he flatlines then you won’t ever have to worry about being nervous while performing surgery ever again.
bluewing, Joke’s on the surgeon - prostrate surgery is done through the penis with a laser.
Source: I’ve had 3 prostrate surgeries.
ILikeBoobies, For fun?
bluewing, It ain’t never for fun. But it beats dying…
Mr_Blott, Calling Charlie the king of England sounds the same as saying Biden is the president of Utah
Squorlple, 
Me wrist-deep trying to find the King of the United Kingdom and 14 other Commonwealth realms (Antigua and Barbuda, Australia, The Bahamas, Belize, Canada, Grenada, Jamaica, New Zealand, Papua New Guinea, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, the Solomon Islands, and Tuvalu)’s prostate
Sunfoil, Field Marshal Charles III, King of the United Kingdom and the 14 realms, Lord of Mann, Master of the Arts, defender of the faith, Admiral of the Fleet, is what his friends call him.
Mr_Blott, Well actually they call him Old Sausage-Fingers but not to his face
Mr_Blott, Thank you
King of Britain is ok too tho
Evia, 
Eh, we don’t really use Britain. UK is more inclusive
optissima, So I should call it Britain so colonies are reminded they’re conquered by a foreign parasite.
Mr_Blott, Sweet joke, have you got any from after the 19th century?
optissima, Yeah it’s England
Mr_Blott, Are you suggesting Scotland isn’t a joke? Because I have a Glenrothes to tell you about
Mr_Blott, You say “we” but there are an awful, awful lot of people in NI who would disagree with you
Evia, Well certainly but the Brits tend to ignore that part of the UK - it’s a little uncomfortable so we just pretend that NI doesn’t exist
d00ery, (edited ) If UK is short for The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, wouldn’t UK be inclusive of NI?
As someone who is a UK national I did have to google this as I never remember the differences between GB / UK.
Ahh, on rereading perhaps you’re talking about NI people who don’t want to be part of the UK!
ininewcrow, 
King of England: WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU EVEN KNOW … ohhh … ohhh
ummthatguy, 
wreckedcarzz, 
Hi Doctor Nick!
ImplyingImplications, Inflammable means flammable?? What a country!
ininewcrow, Hi Doctor Nick!
superduperenigma, You’re off to a great start by running a glove-free hand through your fully exposed hair.
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