MuhammadJesusGaySex

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MuhammadJesusGaySex, (edited )

I thought I was banned from this instance? Because I said one guy was a CCP shill. Then the mods used the word orientalism. I don’t think that word means what you think it means.

MuhammadJesusGaySex,

I think I misunderstood your comment the first time I read it so I deleted my comment.

MuhammadJesusGaySex,

Heh Nah, man you’re good. You’ll never see me be a grammar Nazi. I mentioned that book because Sam O Nella did a YouTube video about the guy that wrote that book.

youtu.be/ChSUvdU_Sbk?feature=shared

That’s the video.

MuhammadJesusGaySex,

For me personally, I got into a lot of drawn out arguments on Reddit. I said some LGBTQ performers doing a performance that involved a cross was “child friendly” and for 8 months I still got messages from pearl clutching conservatives calling me a pe**. Here, I try to limit my hot takes to 24 hours of engagement, and I try to be more respectful.

Also, I’d like to think that there is a better class of people here than on Reddit. So, I act accordingly. I like my new home. It’s not totally full of assholes yet, and I don’t fancy creating any.

MuhammadJesusGaySex,

You know, I personally disagree with you, but I’m pretty sure most of my family would agree with you. So, you may be right.

MuhammadJesusGaySex,

Dropkick on my devil. Does that make me the main char, one of the devils, or just a commoner? Because depending on the answer my life will be wildly different, and may require a change of sex, and age.

MuhammadJesusGaySex,

Hehehe If I remember next time I refill it. I got you.

MuhammadJesusGaySex, (edited )

Birmingham, Alabama. Our water is pretty good quality I think. I like the taste of it, but I am intensely lazy. So, now I don’t even have to go to the kitchen for cold water.

MuhammadJesusGaySex,

I’ve heard good things about Miami, but Florida is cursed for me. I’ve lived there a few times and it always goes poorly for me. Like really bad.

The first time I lived in Florida my mom died. I was 7. The last time I lived in Florida my first wife made me go to a going away party for one of her coworkers at a bar. When we got there the coworker was too drunk, and as luck would have it underage. She was passed out in the women’s bathroom. I went in and scooped her up put her in my car. Drove her home and tucked her in, and got back in my car.

That’s when I realized that something smelled bad in my car. See that chick was wearing a miniskirt. My wife told me that when she had passed out she was taking a shit and forgot to pull her panties down. I turned on the dome light to see poop in my backseat and a spot on my knee where I had boosted her up into my arms. The chick did detail my car and make fresh chocolate chip cookies for us. I didn’t eat them.

That was just one of the many heinous things that happened while I was there last time. Like, I love adventure, and have tons of stories. But, Florida gets exhausting, even for me.

MuhammadJesusGaySex, (edited )

I went through 5 gallons in a week. I have a place down the street that has a Primo refill station. I think it’s $.50 to refill a jug. I just got this so I haven’t refilled them yet.

But the Brittas are nice. I had a zero like 2 gallon container, but my kids kept emptying it and not refilling it. So, that’s another reason I got this. It has really been nice for the whole family, but mainly me because I’m actively cutting out sodas.

MuhammadJesusGaySex,

Heh, It’s true Florida man and woman do exist. Plus, these were panhandle Florida people. Which I also think it makes it worse.

Well, anyway I hope you have a great thanksgiving.

MuhammadJesusGaySex,

Good stuff! I’ll give it a go. Thanks!

MuhammadJesusGaySex,

I did try Linux. I even took a college course and learned enough to pass. But I have a super shitty memory and it was redhat back in the late 90s so ALL THOSE COMMANDS. Jumping Jesus Christ on a pogo stick. I mean Linux had a gui but it was useless. So, instead I’m bashing away at my head with the little animal books, and for what? You couldn’t play games on it. Basically Linux was soooo painfully unenjoyable last time I used it I haven’t touched it since.

MuhammadJesusGaySex,

I’ll give it another shot. What distribution would you suggest for someone just starting out? I know that’s a polarizing question.

MuhammadJesusGaySex,

Nah, I should probably try it again for real. I’m sure it has come a long way in almost 25 years. I just haven’t had the time of im being serious.

MuhammadJesusGaySex,

Man, what is wrong with you cats. Hose water was nasty af, and I’m tired of pretending it wasn’t. The water tasted like it had been marinating in a barrel of condoms for 6 months. Plus, you had to turn it on, and wait for the scalding hot water to run out first. I usually just unscrewed the hose and drank straight from the tap.

MuhammadJesusGaySex,

I already sit. I have partially split my wang jangler.

MuhammadJesusGaySex,

I personally I’m looking forward to the inevitable nuclear holocaust that’s coming. I’m ready for the big finale. I’m hoping that Putin does something really stupid. We put boots on the ground in Russia. Putin sees no way out and slings nukes in every direction. Then we follow suit. I live right in the heart of the only area in the world that has all 3 ingredients to make steel in a 10 mile radius. So, I’ll be one of the first to go. It will be GLORIOUS!

My friends say I have an apocalypse boner.

MuhammadJesusGaySex,

I just finished my first play through. My friend hosted and I joined. He wanted to go “good” on tactician difficulty. So, we did. It took us 25 days. We got a lot of the more difficult achievements out of the way.

Next time I’m hosting and we’re doing an evil play through. Larian killed it. One of my better purchases this year.

MuhammadJesusGaySex,

That’s pretty funny, but also fuck that snitchin ass rat. I have no respect for snitches, and I hope he has to deal with the repercussions of his choices for the rest of his life.

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