MycoBro

@MycoBro@lemmy.world

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MycoBro,

What is the German word for this? Or perhaps Japanese word? (It’s a shame we can’t say “jap word”. Super easy to type)

MycoBro,

You can straight up live off oyster mushrooms for like 2-3 months in a cold season. And the mighty little “potato bean” Apios americana, grows in almost every slightly moist disturbed area and is much more nutritious than potatoes. (Louisiana)

MycoBro, (edited )

I save a ton with my garden and chickens. If you got just a little land. I live in a small town but in the middle of it, but I got my yard used to its maximum potential. You would be surprised what you can fit if you do it right. You can go vertical if you need too. Where you save a so much money isn’t that “oh well, now I don’t have to buy a squash! I saved 3 dollars “ but if you let it dictate your meals it’s what you eat and then you spend 0 dollars on supper. I ate a lot of squash and bok Choy and rice and home baked bread this late summer and it was great every meal. Probably saved nearly $20,000 on groceries those two months. Give or take. (Don’t try squash if you don’t have the room. They are delicious but will straight up take over a given area with huge beautiful leaves and huge wonderful yellow flowers all summer)

MycoBro,

Was joking about the number. Jesus. Of course not. Wtf

MycoBro,

Мы все говорим достаточно, чтобы использовать инструменты перевода.

MycoBro,

Лол. Пей и трахни. Я внесу это в свой лексикон, потому что это потрясающе.

MycoBro,

I don’t normally stop for “cute” but this one got me. It’s super cute.

MycoBro,

Looks like it was maybe a sweet gum. Maybe they hated the little balls they drop in your yard. Still not a good excuse. Tree murder for sure.

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MycoBro,

Why isn’t this racist?

MycoBro,

I’m not offended. Just wondering. If I reversed her race and changed the mayo to something dark. Well. Yeah.

MycoBro,

You don’t have to be black for the pigs to harass you. Just poor. But being black certainly don’t help.

MycoBro,

I see you went to public school. Learned yourself some maths, too. Nice.

MycoBro,

Man. I can handle 30 min pretty easy. After that I have to stand up at the back of the room cause otherwise I’d be nodding off so hard I would hurt my neck.

MycoBro,

Poor baby. Those are booty pants too. They are supposed to hug your butt and make it look big. My wife and I saw a lady getting on a plane with them on. We pointed and giggled while she secretly ordered a pair.

MycoBro,

I’m gonna make fun of Asians and Arabs ALL DAY and your going to just have to take it, pal

MycoBro,

For some reason the sombrero seems maybe a teeny bit racist.

MycoBro,

I couldn’t think of anything funny to say about Asians.

MycoBro,

Some dude building a bench is an issue?

MycoBro,

That priest better smash that shit or…I don’t even know. He just better.

MycoBro,

Good job with pointing that out. I think you are correct. I still feel the same wonder at it though. Gets me right in the pickle. I like to think about tree “experience” and stuff too. So many different ways to be and do in this universe. Understanding the world through math is batshit wild and I wonder what method a giant armillaria mellea uses to understand the world.

MycoBro, (edited )

Yes. People buy tomatoes. What? I’m glad you got motherfuckers just handing out fruits and vegetables in your neighborhood but you have to realize that you are a special case.

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