NakariLexfortaine

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NakariLexfortaine,

“And the last words I heard

Were you can’t put food on the table

While livin’ out this fable,

Makin’ that guitar sing

Ain’t replacin’ this rotten O-ring…”

NakariLexfortaine,

“Y’all ever assimilated Bailey’s out a shoe before?”

NakariLexfortaine,

For the one on bottom, yeah.

It’s the men who landed on top I pity. Couldn’t even enjoy the dick from all the bone shards.

NakariLexfortaine,

When the last day comes, you know your mission.

NakariLexfortaine,

You might want to increase your fiber intake, friend.

NakariLexfortaine,

See, you’re only looking at one part of the skeletal recycling economy. Sure, the skull companies only want the skulls, but the rest can be easily sold off to other parts of the industry.

Even within the skull industry, it’s a constant drip down. If a skull isn’t good for the Skull Throne, you send it out to the Cup people, who might send it to Goblet to decide, and so on.

The rest of the body, not even just the skeleton, is dispersed amongst these different branches as needed, and whatever isn’t usable directly can always get shipped off to the pig farm.

It’s quiet a nice, clean system. Wouldn’t you love to be part of such a economic feat?

NakariLexfortaine,

“The code is burned onto the back of my left kidney. If I die, be a hero.”

NakariLexfortaine,

There’s a certain level of depression one hits when you find yourself quietly praying the playlist fucks up again, because damn, you’d rather hear “Benny and the Jets” again over another Christmas song.

My store, thankfully, holds off until about a week before Christmas and the week after. It’s still absolute hell.

NakariLexfortaine,

For the most part, all for customer-visible auto parts.

Other team got anything mechanical. We were purely visual.

NakariLexfortaine,

This is an absolutely boring one, but did you know part of your seatbelt, right now, could just be colored in?

How about your seat cover? Your steering wheel? Some poor bastard had to go get that out of stock, bring it into repair, go over the entire lot, and take a special pencil to color in those little scratches, or mark it as unrepairable.

I was that bastard for awhile. It sucked. 10 hours going over whatever needed checking that day. An “exciting” day meant a defect hit the line and we needed to hunt it down, hopefully without stopping production.

“Repair” can cover a lot of things, and that was the worst repair work I’ve ever done.

I had no idea that you could download movies from the 90ies from archive.org (jeena.net)

I couldn’t find the Flintstones movie from 1994 anywhere but googling it I found it here archive.org/details/the-flintstones_202304 and you can either download it via torrent or directly. On top of it it says that the movie is CC0 which means Public Domain. But that can’t really be, it’s only 29 years old....

NakariLexfortaine,

There’s a wiki of the high seas that may help find a certain archive.

Where the db is, I have zer0 clue.

NakariLexfortaine,

Oh shit, I didn’t see what comm we’re in.

Piracy Wiki/megathread. There’s an archive in the Roms section that you can find Wii .isos on. Every one I’ve tried has been clean.

NakariLexfortaine,

I mean, so long as some kind of record is kept?

It would be a wealth of social information. Political events, economic crisis, the views of the common man of the time, all have been represented through memery. This is, in a sense, a journal of opinion with a wonderful look across spectrums. They also encapsulate humor, showing where it has and hasn’t changed across generations.

Sure, a massive chunk would be highly irrelevant, but it’s still a solid look into part of a wide culture.

NakariLexfortaine,

The best I got is a giant ass.

Won “Best in Show” at the local fair.

NakariLexfortaine,

Some people leave loaves of bread in the fridge to keep longer. I’ve mainly seen it from older people.

NakariLexfortaine,

Great, we can qualify Risa as an educational community.

We’re not leaking, we’re teaching.

NakariLexfortaine,

Look there, Zach, a message on the toast!

And in the coffee? Revolution.

NakariLexfortaine,

Unless you wanted to impress your significant other.

Then it was Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.

NakariLexfortaine,

Yours, too?!

Damn them! Stealing our years with the expectation they’ll get to enjoy them. Not in the cheapest retirement home Florida can offer!

NakariLexfortaine,

Silver bracers, black dress with sparkles, seems like Donna Troy to me.

I can’t think of anyone else with quite the same pattern as they normally use for her.

NakariLexfortaine,

Did they not show you the documentary “Waterworld” in school?

The ocean exists, man, and people are out there fucking dying in that shit.

NakariLexfortaine,

Hey, we’ve all been there. Sometimes you just feel a bit ogrish.

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