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NakariLexfortaine, to memes in Gamers in a nutshell

Sleep is a DPS loss. Keep a bottle of caffeine pills so when you’re in the slow part of your rotation, you can pop a couple. Also remember to keep your empty 2 liters on hand, you can recycle them into piss bottles.

And it’s time to move up to a standing desk. Gotta keep the deep vein thrombosis away, after all.

NakariLexfortaine, to lemmyshitpost in Fine. Just combine your powers without me.

I swear he did something to a guys mind to basically make himself “invisible” by compelling the enemy to not see him as he broke into their base.

Not a showy use, but still kinda clever and stupid.

NakariLexfortaine, to lemmyshitpost in Fine. Just combine your powers without me.

It was 90s Marvel. Each issue stank of desperation and cocaine, and it still only got 12 issues.

ROM got better treatment.

NakariLexfortaine, to lemmyshitpost in Fine. Just combine your powers without me.

Do you have a magic ring that amplifies your desire to compel others?

… Shit, now I don’t know if Ma-Ti needs to wield it, or throw it into the fires of Mordor.

NakariLexfortaine, to lemmyshitpost in Fine. Just combine your powers without me.

Heart, while a terribly defined power, was shown to be able to influence animals to do your bidding in a comic.

This motherfucker coulda been rollin’ up on a tide of goddamn bears to these engagements. Shit yeah, gimme that ring, I’m headin’ to the closest zoo.

NakariLexfortaine, to risa in The Department of Temporal Investigations is on the case

In my experience, you might annoy the “hardcore” ones, but most people won’t be bothered. Hell, people may honestly join in, so long as you aren’t causing any problems.

A lot of the Faire folk I have met are just happy people are participating and having a good time, and if you put effort into a costume, even better.

NakariLexfortaine, to risa in Mark me down as scared and horny

“I know”.

NakariLexfortaine, to risa in Now that it's December, you'll want to circulate this special PSA around your ship. Can't be too careful.

“Now I have an I-MOD, Ho Ho Ho”

NakariLexfortaine, to lemmyshitpost in ಠ⁠_⁠ʖ⁠ಠ

For the one on bottom, yeah.

It’s the men who landed on top I pity. Couldn’t even enjoy the dick from all the bone shards.

NakariLexfortaine, to lemmyshitpost in ಠ⁠_⁠ʖ⁠ಠ

Hey, it happens. You’re stuck, crawling through some duct work, it’s hot as hell in there so you strip off, then you hit a weak spot. Bam, straight down onto some dick with a cushy pelvis to break your fall.

Saw 3 different men die that way. Terrible way to go.

NakariLexfortaine, to risa in It's Capt Gregg

“Y’all ever assimilated Bailey’s out a shoe before?”

NakariLexfortaine, to lemmyshitpost in ♫♪♫♪ The Day My Waymo Said Goodbye ♫♪♫♪

“And the last words I heard

Were you can’t put food on the table

While livin’ out this fable,

Makin’ that guitar sing

Ain’t replacin’ this rotten O-ring…”

NakariLexfortaine, to memes in Someone should paste this in Tiananmen Square

When the last day comes, you know your mission.

NakariLexfortaine, to memes in Shit job

You might want to increase your fiber intake, friend.

NakariLexfortaine, to comicstrips in Gotta be thinking about that reusability

See, you’re only looking at one part of the skeletal recycling economy. Sure, the skull companies only want the skulls, but the rest can be easily sold off to other parts of the industry.

Even within the skull industry, it’s a constant drip down. If a skull isn’t good for the Skull Throne, you send it out to the Cup people, who might send it to Goblet to decide, and so on.

The rest of the body, not even just the skeleton, is dispersed amongst these different branches as needed, and whatever isn’t usable directly can always get shipped off to the pig farm.

It’s quiet a nice, clean system. Wouldn’t you love to be part of such a economic feat?

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