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NakariLexfortaine, 1 year ago to memes in Focus

They still make it! It looks even cheaper than it did in the 90s.

NakariLexfortaine, 10 months ago to lemmyshitpost in ಠ⁠_⁠ʖ⁠ಠ

Hey, it happens. You’re stuck, crawling through some duct work, it’s hot as hell in there so you strip off, then you hit a weak spot. Bam, straight down onto some dick with a cushy pelvis to break your fall.

Saw 3 different men die that way. Terrible way to go.

NakariLexfortaine, 10 months ago to risa in It's Capt Gregg

“Y’all ever assimilated Bailey’s out a shoe before?”

NakariLexfortaine, 10 months ago to memes in Shit job

You might want to increase your fiber intake, friend.

NakariLexfortaine, 10 months ago to science_memes in Comrade

There’s also Hemo-Goblin, the vampire who was created by a white supremacist group for ethnic cleansing in South Africa from The New Guardians.

There’s a reason the best remembered part of that series is Snowflame. He just did copius amounts of cocaine. Hemo-Goblin gave two characters AIDs.

NakariLexfortaine, 11 months ago to memes in "No trust me, going to this ball is absolutely relevant to the plot, I assure you."

Silver bracers, black dress with sparkles, seems like Donna Troy to me.

I can’t think of anyone else with quite the same pattern as they normally use for her.

NakariLexfortaine, 10 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Fine. Just combine your powers without me.

Do you have a magic ring that amplifies your desire to compel others?

… Shit, now I don’t know if Ma-Ti needs to wield it, or throw it into the fires of Mordor.

NakariLexfortaine, 11 months ago to risa in Wow. I would unironically watch this

Babies First Existential Crisis.

NakariLexfortaine, 1 year ago to memes in Pace, love, and taco grease

That man is the one behind nachos that take 14 steps.

Death is the only option.

NakariLexfortaine, 10 months ago to risa in Here you go @bloopernova

Don’t give it life. We all know how it ends.

With “Hate”.

NakariLexfortaine, 10 months ago to memes in Gamers in a nutshell

Sleep is a DPS loss. Keep a bottle of caffeine pills so when you’re in the slow part of your rotation, you can pop a couple. Also remember to keep your empty 2 liters on hand, you can recycle them into piss bottles.

And it’s time to move up to a standing desk. Gotta keep the deep vein thrombosis away, after all.

NakariLexfortaine, 10 months ago to risa in Mark me down as scared and horny

“I know”.

NakariLexfortaine, 10 months ago to risa in Now that it's December, you'll want to circulate this special PSA around your ship. Can't be too careful.

“Now I have an I-MOD, Ho Ho Ho”

NakariLexfortaine, 11 months ago to risa in Do you prefer... part 3

“Testicular Torsion isn’t just something you see on TV…”

NakariLexfortaine, 11 months ago to asklemmy in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

“The code is burned onto the back of my left kidney. If I die, be a hero.”