NakariLexfortaine

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NakariLexfortaine,

You Star Wars fans sure are a contentious people.

NakariLexfortaine,

Do they have an audiobook version?

Bastards illiterate.

NakariLexfortaine,

My ex filled the holodeck with Tribbles, leading to severe injuries of a sensitive nature by both holodeck malfunctions and the Tribbles.

An evil Lincoln was involved, though. Do I still have a case?

NakariLexfortaine,

Great, now it’s going to be stuck in my head.

Guess it beats hearing the same damn Christmas songs over and over.

NakariLexfortaine,

There’s also Hemo-Goblin, the vampire who was created by a white supremacist group for ethnic cleansing in South Africa from The New Guardians.

There’s a reason the best remembered part of that series is Snowflame. He just did copius amounts of cocaine. Hemo-Goblin gave two characters AIDs.

NakariLexfortaine,

I was thinking “scare them off with UNBRIDLED HEDONISM!”

NakariLexfortaine,

Do you have a magic ring that amplifies your desire to compel others?

… Shit, now I don’t know if Ma-Ti needs to wield it, or throw it into the fires of Mordor.

NakariLexfortaine,

Heart, while a terribly defined power, was shown to be able to influence animals to do your bidding in a comic.

This motherfucker coulda been rollin’ up on a tide of goddamn bears to these engagements. Shit yeah, gimme that ring, I’m headin’ to the closest zoo.

NakariLexfortaine,

In my experience, you might annoy the “hardcore” ones, but most people won’t be bothered. Hell, people may honestly join in, so long as you aren’t causing any problems.

A lot of the Faire folk I have met are just happy people are participating and having a good time, and if you put effort into a costume, even better.

NakariLexfortaine,

Hey, it happens. You’re stuck, crawling through some duct work, it’s hot as hell in there so you strip off, then you hit a weak spot. Bam, straight down onto some dick with a cushy pelvis to break your fall.

Saw 3 different men die that way. Terrible way to go.

NakariLexfortaine,

“Y’all ever assimilated Bailey’s out a shoe before?”

NakariLexfortaine,

When the last day comes, you know your mission.

NakariLexfortaine,

You might want to increase your fiber intake, friend.

NakariLexfortaine,

Well great, we’re down to, like, 2 people doing memes!

Get to feeling better, look forward to more Car Talk. Whip Covids ass like a dirty llama.

NakariLexfortaine,

See, you’re only looking at one part of the skeletal recycling economy. Sure, the skull companies only want the skulls, but the rest can be easily sold off to other parts of the industry.

Even within the skull industry, it’s a constant drip down. If a skull isn’t good for the Skull Throne, you send it out to the Cup people, who might send it to Goblet to decide, and so on.

The rest of the body, not even just the skeleton, is dispersed amongst these different branches as needed, and whatever isn’t usable directly can always get shipped off to the pig farm.

It’s quiet a nice, clean system. Wouldn’t you love to be part of such a economic feat?

NakariLexfortaine,

Babies First Existential Crisis.

NakariLexfortaine,

This is an absolutely boring one, but did you know part of your seatbelt, right now, could just be colored in?

How about your seat cover? Your steering wheel? Some poor bastard had to go get that out of stock, bring it into repair, go over the entire lot, and take a special pencil to color in those little scratches, or mark it as unrepairable.

I was that bastard for awhile. It sucked. 10 hours going over whatever needed checking that day. An “exciting” day meant a defect hit the line and we needed to hunt it down, hopefully without stopping production.

“Repair” can cover a lot of things, and that was the worst repair work I’ve ever done.

NakariLexfortaine,

Great, we can qualify Risa as an educational community.

We’re not leaking, we’re teaching.

I had no idea that you could download movies from the 90ies from archive.org (jeena.net)

I couldn’t find the Flintstones movie from 1994 anywhere but googling it I found it here archive.org/details/the-flintstones_202304 and you can either download it via torrent or directly. On top of it it says that the movie is CC0 which means Public Domain. But that can’t really be, it’s only 29 years old....

NakariLexfortaine,

There’s a wiki of the high seas that may help find a certain archive.

Where the db is, I have zer0 clue.

NakariLexfortaine,

Unless you wanted to impress your significant other.

Then it was Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.

NakariLexfortaine,

Look there, Zach, a message on the toast!

And in the coffee? Revolution.

NakariLexfortaine,

Silver bracers, black dress with sparkles, seems like Donna Troy to me.

I can’t think of anyone else with quite the same pattern as they normally use for her.

NakariLexfortaine,

My friend, they are one in the same.

What is a meme but a sandwich of words? One feeds the body, but you, you feed the soul.

NakariLexfortaine,

Oh, I understand this one.

You see, the artist is trying to express their frustration with the process. “There is no joke” because we are the joke. We are the frog, putting on our clothes to drag ourselves through the day-to-day, never taking in the absurdity of our situations, of trying to get through.

Top notch work.

NakariLexfortaine,

They still make it! It looks even cheaper than it did in the 90s.

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