NoIWontPickaName

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NoIWontPickaName,

Salt is salt in damn near everything

NoIWontPickaName,

Hammer it, pull the peels off real easy, five dollar Walmart garlic press

NoIWontPickaName,

Yvan eht nioj

NoIWontPickaName,

Nah, it’s because the dirty liberals changed them from their original skin color.

NoIWontPickaName,

No, I mean the originally 1991

NoIWontPickaName,

Kinda yeah

NoIWontPickaName,

This is America, it’s actually .0001-.0003% of a football field thank you

NoIWontPickaName,

It was actually fractions of slaves but we did away with that, too messy.

NoIWontPickaName,

People talk shit about Harbor freight, but I have walked into that store with a box full of burnt up power tools and had absolutely no problems getting my money back or new tools. That bonus warranty for two dollars has paid for itself I don’t even know how many times. And you don’t have to buy a new warranty on every tool. You just have to buy that once and you get unlimited exchanges.

NoIWontPickaName,

Damn fucking right

I have enemies I have to outlive

NoIWontPickaName,

Transgender solidarity maybe?

I’m not sure either, it can apply to many very different things

NoIWontPickaName,

The thing on the bottom left that looks like the bastard child of a microphone and a hair dryer.

Some star wars fan has to know, its on the original millennial falcon.

Is it a gun emplacement?

NoIWontPickaName,

What is the weird extension on the bottom left for?

Is there a Star Trek thing added onto the millennium falcon?

If it is not, then what the fuck is the point of that thing?

NoIWontPickaName,

And the answer is something easily ignored but vastly important.

NoIWontPickaName,

Which is more important, ends or means?

NoIWontPickaName,

I can prove to you it is not.

If my end is to have a million dollars, am I justified in killing whoever I want to get it?

If someone rapes your sister, are you justified in killing their whole family to get to them?

If someone kills your daughter, are you justified in burning down a city in revenge?

NoIWontPickaName,

Honestly, none of us know, but you damn sure are

NoIWontPickaName,

That’s a Robin’s nest or an eggy hole

NoIWontPickaName,

That’s not what they said.

NoIWontPickaName,

Colonel of Russia

NoIWontPickaName,

The really weird part is that I actually did know.

What I don’t know is when, where, or how I got that information.

NoIWontPickaName,

Just a random, opining on random esoteric knowledge gaining.

NoIWontPickaName, (edited )

It’s called the wolverine effect, I can’t remember where I learned that ironically.

We all know what a wolverine is, but can you tell me where you learned it from?

It probably has a fancy name like “memory source origin amnesia” or something, but it basically goes along the lines of your brain not remembering where you learned something, you just remember the thing.

It’s why propaganda is so effective even on people looking for it.

NoIWontPickaName,

My brother needed more ram for a computer I gave him, so I gave him some more and told him to put it in the extra slot on the board.

He called me and told me it wasn’t working at all now, so I went over after work.

I have absolutely no clue how, to all of my knowledge it should have been impossible.

He had put the ram in backward and managed to get the clips to lock in.

l

NoIWontPickaName,

I don’t like the fediverse version of the jolly rancher story

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