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Norgur, (edited ) to piracy in Amazon and Tolkein Estate force author to destroy all copies of his work. Only pirated copies will survive.

We've seen this with the Witcher, we've seen it with GoT, we've seen it with LOTR: super artistic production teams which have their heads so deep up their own arses and are entrenched so deeply inside that weird removed-from-reality Hollywood bubble that they legitimately think they know better how to interpret the lore some world renowned author made than the author himself. Always ends in mediocre showsand hilarious interviews with said production teams where

a) everybody is wrong but them
b) bUt OuR vIsIoN

Norgur, to comicstrips in The Circle of AI Life

Oi! You! Back into the matrix, you useless excuse for a AA cell!

Norgur, to lemmyshitpost in Extinction Rebellion Global (@ExtinctionR@social.rebellion.global)
  1. Unrelated (it's from a line of "educational stories" by author Wilhelm Busch who wasn't too subtle with his messaging)
  2. That's unknown
  3. It's not clear from the story. The mother in the story warns her boy about the tailor cutting thumbs off of thumb suckers and when the child doesn't listen and the mother is away, said tailor just barges in, so there is an argument for it being a mythical tailor, but an argument for it being just your regular ass tailor as well.
  4. Unknown. Seems to be in their job description for some reason
Norgur, to memes in Spicy rock

Softened babies everywhere! When I was young, we used.to carry uranium which was called stiffeldazzle at the time in our lunchboxes to energize the half potato we got for lunch.

We carried that stone with pride through the snow when we walked uphill both to and from school!

Norgur, to lemmyshitpost in Extinction Rebellion Global (@ExtinctionR@social.rebellion.global)

A tailor will break into your house and cut your thumbs right off.

Norgur, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Extinction Rebellion Global (@ExtinctionR@social.rebellion.global)

Coal?! What is zis?! Zis is weak! "Oh, you have been bad, so have a little contribution to your heating costs?!" In Germany you get lashes by either Knecht Ruprecht or Krampus. And do not get me started on what happens if you won't stop sucking on your thumb!

Norgur, (edited ) to asklemmy in Why is this sub so against jokes and more lighthearted posts?

Zis it outrageous!
We tschermans have very good humor, ja?A few days ago, I asked a philosopher to think for me, ja? He said he Kant. Isn't that funny?! KANT!

Norgur, to asklemmy in Why is this sub so against jokes and more lighthearted posts?

Kleine Taschenlampe?

Norgur, to lemmyshitpost in And this is why I no longer have cable.

MTV has been all over those "reality" shows and candidate shows since at least the late 90s though.

Hey, I'm Bam Magera and this is Jackass Roomraiders where Xibit builds flat screens into your entire house for no reason after we had a hot girl go through all your embarrassing shit while you waited in a car of some kind outside watching together with your adversaries who go absolutely apeshit about anything that happens, also UV sperm detection light.
NEXT

Norgur, (edited ) to memes in I can use the time to make memes

K lol

Norgur, (edited ) to lemmybewholesome in Need to take a nap

The early bird gets the worm they said.
You'll really be able to seize the day they said.

Fuck worms, fuck days, fuck this and fuck all of you. You lied.

Norgur, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in How do you like this, sexists?

Look how adorable she is doing her little ball dance. Women are mysterious and gracious creatures indeed. Too bad that they'll never.kick much farther than that because they are so weak and feeble things. Better have her home with the kids. She always says that she likes bring around them after all and she got really excited when I gave her that new skillet for her birthday, so she'll love to cook me some nice red meat with it. I'm all pro women and I will make sure mine has all the things she needs to fulfill her role in society.

/S fucking obviously

Norgur, to risa in father jokes

You know how dry Vulcan looks?

They are really missing a pond'far

Norgur, to risa in Odo flavored.

How many valves does one pack need?
Engineering: yes

Norgur, to memes in Paint it black

You probably wonder why I always dress in black

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