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Some people utterly lack an instinct for self-preservation, like cave divers and base jumpers.

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You can’t get oil out of babies, no matter how hard you squish them.

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Besides the fact that he’s dead.

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“It is our most modestly-priced disposal method.”

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“job creators.”

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“How did they move such massive blocks of stone?”

“They had whips. They had massive, massive whips.”

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And I wish they would do something about those big mints that they put in the urinals. They taste terrible.

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What a stunning and brave move!

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I’d be more concerned about the Rey Skywalker man-bun.

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This is what President Eisenhower was warning us about when he talked about the “military-industrial complex.” A series of forever wars that existed for no other reason than to benefit corporations and billionaires.

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That bear has seen some serious sh*t.

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Here you go

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Remember when some cheap company sold a bunch of bald, unfinished Bratz dolls and tried to claim they were going through chemotherapy?

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Now do the same one for Buffalo Bill from “Silence of the Lambs”

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Yup. Ads are a way for corporations to steal your life from you, 2-5 minutes at a time.

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“You were so preoccupied with whether or not the cat could, that you didn’t stop to think if he would.”

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If you need to pee, you have to just get up and do it. That situation isn’t going to get any better.

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