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ObviouslyNotBanana

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It’s me, Jack. Joseph Bidome! The banana controversy is just my opponent trying to distract you from my fantastic achievements as BOTUS. Bidome of the United Sticks.

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ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Why is he kissing her? Are they in love?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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A real stretched grill, so to speak.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Makes money without having to make effort to better their cars, seems very intuitive.

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I’ve always run Linux on my laptops. Now however I’ve switched on my gaming desktop as well, after W11 started randomly waking from sleep. Haven’t had an issue yet. Sure, not everything gaming wise is entirely perfect (though tbh you could almost believe the games were built for Linux) but I figure that if I don’t switch why would anyone else do so?

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Eat potato salad

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Nah I fucking look like that too mate

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Tater salad is stored in the head

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It’s a selfie of me, the potato salad man

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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And a narrow urethra

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Needs a hemorrhoid pillow

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Don’t worry that’s just diarrhea.

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That’s the name of the drug that cures it.

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https://media.tenor.com/-HUdAdtY-0UAAAAM/bwah-scared.gif

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
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No shame from me. All bodies are fucking funny, my friend. We’re hairless apes who wear fabrics and live in boxes. We’re some odd motherfuckers.

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Damn right. Sure, content flows slower here but at least it’s not 90% bots (though there are some of those as well).

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Watching the ad instead of clicking it constitutes a violation of YouTube terms of service.

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Nostalgia level rising

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Tbh an Xbox can be found at ~€10 here. I just can’t be bothered picking one up. The startup animation however does tickle my brain.

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I’m not addicted. I don’t flarp. I just use a small can of flarp when I feel like it, once in a while. Maybe once a day. That’s not flarping, that’s just reasonable use of flarp.

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I’m still confused about this big bick situation

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Yeah Bic is french.

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I too have pee in my jeans

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Jesus fucking Christ on a bicycle what a fucking cringelord

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I run Arch by the way

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