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ObviouslyNotBanana

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It’s me, Jack. Joseph Bidome! The banana controversy is just my opponent trying to distract you from my fantastic achievements as BOTUS. Bidome of the United Sticks.

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https://media.tenor.com/ddo8FOwmssYAAAAM/swimming-kanye-west.gif

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Damn it

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Big tiddy?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Ain’t that the truth my dudes

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I don’t get why it exists either. That’s why I put it in Lemmy Shitpost. But yes it should really have a gender neutral cum.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Damn they’re really going at it!

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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It’s what he would’ve wanted

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I was waiting for that

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I know you won’t.

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
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That seems exactly like what 10 *corndogs would do to a person.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Good question. What could they weigh? It’s mostly fiber.

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
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Yep. Hot dog on a stick, covered in cornmeal batter. Deep fried.

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Both are just fine. Though it is certainly, not certainty. But I’m assuming that was autocorrect.

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I’m feeling fat and sassy

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Massively

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Is there an alternative?

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