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ObviouslyNotBanana

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It’s me, Jack. Joseph Bidome! The banana controversy is just my opponent trying to distract you from my fantastic achievements as BOTUS. Bidome of the United Sticks.

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ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Oh yeah I confused it with some other word.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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That’s a better one!

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Next you’ll be telling me I should pronounce the L in island as well!

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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In Swedish it would be Penö, so I suggest Peni…s

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I mean the L. Like in salmon.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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What if I told you nothing is real

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Now that is the real question.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Did you mean bent ass-spoons?

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
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Yep. It is indeed. Same with the K in knight, which was added for no fucking reason. Sweden also has an island called Öland which means island land.

This package of bagels I bought expired on a date that doesn't exist. (i.imgur.com)

I originally posted this on the other site back when I took the picture, and it resulted in a lot of confused comments, especially from Americans, eventually getting removed by overzealous mods. Either way, I promise you that this date does not exist, and has never existed.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I’m assuming he broke the window with the mace to get air conditioning

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Plan on using it as an operating system just as I’m currently doing lol

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