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ObviouslyNotBanana

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It’s me, Jack. Joseph Bidome! The banana controversy is just my opponent trying to distract you from my fantastic achievements as BOTUS. Bidome of the United Sticks.

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ObviouslyNotBanana,
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You’re asking if I’m me or if I’m a banana because only one of those is true.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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That would be a violation of my HIPAA rights

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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It asked for a renovation and this is a renovation what else would one want

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
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I get it (and upvoted your comment) but I think that people who believe this is serious are already too far gone. This specific meme is not going to make a person believe that this is what atheists think. If they agree with it that’s only because they already think like that.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Ain’t that the truth.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I’m carpable of making my own decisions, thank you

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
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Actually I’m pretty sure it’s a contemporary fish.

Though fish may be atheistic, so it might just be some grampa.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Most Danish cow

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I’ve personally got a corn intolerance so seven corndogs would be quite the experience.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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There’s fiber in the sticks

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Thank you so much!

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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If you just suck on them they’ll be moist and ready to gobble down

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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The worst parts of the animal that can’t be used in other meat products

You say that like actually using all parts of the animal you’ve killed is a bad thing

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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But did you try seven?

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You say that like grinding it up and selling it as meat-adjacent isn’t a valid choice!

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I assume that which doesn’t kill me makes me stronger.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Oh yeah that’s for certain. It’s a spicy life.

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Probably. If you eat ten you have eaten seven.

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
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Right? Damn newborns, so demanding! Eat* the rich this, appropriate the means of production that.

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Disgusting

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If someone gives their body willingly it is technically vegan to some.

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