joel_feila,
@joel_feila@lemmy.world avatar

Anyone else find “will certainty not” an odd wording? "Certainty won’t " sounds more natural

neptune,

It’s for emphasis

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Both are just fine. Though it is certainly, not certainty. But I’m assuming that was autocorrect.

Trashcan,
Roflmasterbigpimp,
@Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world avatar

I’d never had a corn dog (I haven’t seen one here in Europe). Is it just a sausage on a stick covered in breading?

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Yep. Hot dog on a stick, covered in cornmeal batter. Deep fried.

Roflmasterbigpimp,
@Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world avatar

Sound actually quite nice. Maybe, not seven but one or two?

MeatsOfRage,

You gotta get one from the fair though, the grocery store ones never quite stack up

Blackmist,

And by sausage, they mean a thin frankfurter, not a proper sausage. And the bread looks more like a cake.

Think I’ll stick to the English chip shop battered sausage.

Starkstruck,

It’s cornmeal, so not the typical fried batter. It has more of a slightly sweet taste that imo compliments the hot dog well. Not for everyone, but I wouldn’t count them out without trying it at least once.

ThatFembyWho,

Do you think seven corndogs would hesitate to eat you?

Garbanzo,

I’ll fuck with a dozen corn dogs but I’m not eating the bones, that’s just crazy

Retrograde,
@Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar

True, I prefer boneless corn dogs anyway

EmperorHenry, (edited )
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

One time when I was a teenager I ate 10 pre-packaged chicken corndogs and my burps were lethal from 30 feet away.

Between the cornbread, chicken and cola I drank for that one meal…I created something horrifying in my stomach.

And when the burps stopped…there was calm before a storm…of terrible farts that went on all night. I was waking up every 10 minutes to unleash a vaporized demon from my anus and going to the toilet every hour to unleash a liquid one

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

That seems exactly like what 10 *corndogs would do to a person.

mojo,

How much calories are the sticks?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Good question. What could they weigh? It’s mostly fiber.

systemglitch, (edited )

I’ve done this. I’ve had more than 7. It’s glorious and I regret nothing, and still crave more. Minus the stick of course, wtf?

It also leaves me wondering how I can eat so many, when a comparable amount of other food would fill me up far quicker.

Corndogs are a special kind of magic.

PS YOU SICK FUCKS PUTTING MUSTARD AND KETCHUP ON THEM. EWW.

PatFussy,

Im in this picture and i dont like it

originalucifer,
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

i like a little corndog with my mustard

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

I think I was a year into living on my own when I realised I could eat whatever I wanted. I have a distinct memory of walking from the microwave at work with two paper cups stuffed with dogs, and more between my fingers, like a corn dog wolverine.

I probably had malnutrition because I didn’t know how to feed myself for shit lol no wonder I was starving

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I grabbed a corn dog the other day from AM/PM and the cashier asked if I wanted mustard or ketchup and then when I said no thank you, gave me a look like I had grown a second head.

I like the corn dog. It’s not just a sauce conveyance vessel. And I only sometimes eat the stick too.

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I feel like it needs butter tbh. That being said I haven’t tried one. Can’t eat corn.

pete_the_cat,

So how do you know one would regret eating 7 if you’ve never eaten 1? 🤔

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I know you won’t.

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Oh. My. God.

You’re a genius!

I’m sure you could make a corn dog analogue that’s close enough without cornmeal based batter. Heck, use breakfast sausage, dip in pancake batter, deep fry. Best pigs in a blanket ever. 🤤

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

A wheat dog is basically a hot dog in a bun anyway, so yeah it would probably be tasty. Salt free butter probably.

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

You’ve never corndogged?

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Why y’all hate corn dogs here? I tried some once and they were fine. Not great but pretty decent.

I should add I’m not American. So corn dogs over here might be different

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

But did you try seven?

HikingVet,

Does eating a box of 10 count?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Probably. If you eat ten you have eaten seven.

HikingVet,

Corn dog with mustard and ketchup is good eating when you are high, especially if you deep fry them instead of oven baking.

But I’m going to need a drink.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

But I’m going to need a drink.

Wash those 7 corn dogs down with an entire 2-liter of Coca-Cola.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Dr Pepper

HikingVet,

Both of you are wrong. Root beer.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Cream soda

Sheeple, (edited )
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

No it was just 2 lmao.

I don’t think I can eat 7 of any junk food tbh

ExLisper,

Wow, first repost I see on lemmy. Congrats!

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Thank you so much!

wisemanzero, (edited )

1400-1600 calories, only 180% of daily sodium requirement… If you had a light breakfast and it’s the only other thing you eat that day it’s not that bad. You might want to get some more fiber (Not the stick though), and a multivitamin wouldn’t hurt.

danc4498,

Mustard adds basically no calories too. So mustard that shit up.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

There’s fiber in the sticks

wisemanzero,

I didn’t mention the sticks and you got me mid-edit. Fine, you can eat the sticks but you gotta chew real hard. You don’t want slivers…

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Why not? You get a free throat scrapping.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

If you just suck on them they’ll be moist and ready to gobble down

Pinklink,

Thanks, now I gotta go jerk off

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