systemglitch

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systemglitch,

Who cares lol, that argument is so fucking weak.

systemglitch,

And it’s incredibly stupid and more common than it should be. Takes 20 seconds to do the windows properly.

A girl in my city did that a few years ago and hit a pedestrian and then went to jail for it.

Worst 20 seconds she ever saved.

systemglitch,

I’m so used to the car being warmed up (auto start) I forget how long it used to take when I did it the old fashioned way. A lot more elbow grease involved without the warm air circulating inside.

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systemglitch,

Imagine seeing a cashier sitting in a chair at a grocery store. That’s the funniest part of this picture.

systemglitch,

Let alone 2 to 4 feet of snow, ice on the roads and people struggling to walk, let alone riding a bike, as cars have shovels out trying to get unstuck, and snow piled up where people used to bike in the summer

People thinking bikes are the solution live in climates with mild weather. There is no possible way for that to work where I live. When I do see people biking it is very specialized gear, and no chance they could pull a trailer on top of things.

systemglitch,

That’s a good law, standing at a cash register all day is quite painful.

systemglitch, (edited )

Fake af (scripted).

systemglitch,

Agreed. The puzzle might be real but the rest is set up. Scripted I suppose?

systemglitch, (edited )

Weird conclusion to come to.

systemglitch,

Lol fair point

systemglitch,

It was the worst ending of any show I’ve ever seen. If it is misinterpreted by the masses, then it was clearly done with incompetence.

systemglitch,

I like my car. Nothing will change that opinion, because nothing beats having a personal vehicle.

systemglitch,

That amount of sugar would last me years, and I drink tea everyday, just not with sugar.

systemglitch,

I get it. I made a concerted effort to stop using sugar in foods, and I’ve been quite successful. Carrots are a great way to add sweetness, so I go through a ton of those orange beauties.

systemglitch,

Carrot cake is so good! Too bad it took a world war to make it popular.

systemglitch,

I feel like this embodies my partner and her stories about being spoken to when all she wants to do is be alone working.

systemglitch,

I think you missed the humour there. Or maybe I’m reading humour into it. Shrug welcome to human miscommunication.

systemglitch,

Fucking poetry. You might be someone I could actually like.

systemglitch,

They shouldn’t be bred. The legs are purposely bred too short for cuteness and the legs can never provide the exercise the torse needs.

I’m always sad when I see them as they are nearly always obese.

Humans can be such ignorant assholes.

systemglitch,

American Civil War II feels closer every day.

systemglitch,

Smart developers, the make you feel good about pirating and then purchasing when you decide it suits your needs.

Some people just get it.

systemglitch,

Plumbers love this guy.

systemglitch,

It clogs easier as the shower drain is not designed the same as the toilet. Eventually it will clog and you will have to pay for a plumber. Get a fucking stool to use for squatting, they work great and will save you money.

FFS.

systemglitch, (edited )

I’ve done this. I’ve had more than 7. It’s glorious and I regret nothing, and still crave more. Minus the stick of course, wtf?

It also leaves me wondering how I can eat so many, when a comparable amount of other food would fill me up far quicker.

Corndogs are a special kind of magic.

PS YOU SICK FUCKS PUTTING MUSTARD AND KETCHUP ON THEM. EWW.

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