I don’t really get why this exists but I caught myself thinking that the gender neutral cum was missing, because I remember my dad lost his shit over the gender neutral candy on the original. He also lost his shit over gender neutral Santa and other stuff that is simply not a thing beyond other people like him bringing it up on Facebook like anyone actually wants that.
I remember being on a cub scout camping trip and while our group was on a hike, we passed a little creek and there was some kind of foam building up at a spot where the water narrowed and got agitated around and some kid just yells “ew is that deer cum?” A few of us (myself included) laughed and some of the other kids were like “what is cum?” Which just made us laugh even harder while the adults tried to just get everyone moving again.
Is this the part we’re supposed to say “that’s enough internet for the day,” and promise we’re going to turn it off, or just become desensitized and keep reading more depraved nonsense?
Jesus Christ these people are so legitimately terrified of everything. Every single thing they make or do is riddled with their insecurities like that.
Mounds. You know the song: 🎵 Almond Joy’s got nuts, mounds don’t 🎵
This is admittedly assuming a candy gender binary. I’m certainly open to candy non-binary gender options but admittedly have not as of yet heard for such consideration from any non-binary candies themselves.
Dude what the fuck does this have to do with my comment? And are you seriously taking the bootlicking position that these cops should have carte blanche to behave however they want? My guy, what the fuck are you doing here?
Man as someone with a kid who is both allergic to dairy and gluten this just makes me sad.
My kid has real dietary needs, and I try not to burden whoever is handing out free candy for n Halloween with this.
My wife and I have taught my kid to be thankful to everyone, even if they can’t eat that particular candy when we do an allergen check later that night.
I’m similar to your kid. I have celiac and also severe lactose intolerance. Fortunately, a lot of candy is free of most allergens. For example, Sour Patch kids and Laffy Taffy. (Not sure if it’s vegan though.) I also had a nephew with a peanut allergy, so I try to read labels when I buy Halloween candy (though this year I decided to reverse trick or treat the houses on my block with kids and then turn the lights off, since kids don’t really go out anymore like they used to.)
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