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ObviouslyNotBanana

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It’s me, Jack. Joseph Bidome! The banana controversy is just my opponent trying to distract you from my fantastic achievements as BOTUS. Bidome of the United Sticks.

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How to keep a man on his toes

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About 5 lbs

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That’s good. Heart warming that he seems to have acquired his power legally.

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That’s a very good tip

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Meh, I usually apologize if I offend someone unless they’re being a real asshole. Then we work it out and it’s fine.

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That’s good. The fucking broilers these days eat eachother because they need the energy. And it’s not from hormones like that guy below says. It’s from selective breeding. But they do grow fucking fast and it’s not the ones we eat that we need to worry about primarily, it’s their mothers that we need to keep alive through that bullshit. Using smaller, slower growing chickens is more responsible.

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National Association of Satan’s Atheists, or NASA.

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Always has been

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Oh yeah that’s hot

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And the money to start that business is from: see above

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I love that girl! Though I am not a lesbian.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Yeah it’s definitely not true. The 52nd citation in this little “fact” sheet is a red flag too.

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Definitely a shitpost. Entirely made up by big broccoli.

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I totally agree. I’ve seen some weird shit online. I’ve been to rotten dot com. But glass jar man is in a league of its own.

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Some good warmup and you’re golden, or so I’ve heard.

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