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ObviouslyNotBanana

@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world

It’s me, Jack. Joseph Bidome! The banana controversy is just my opponent trying to distract you from my fantastic achievements as BOTUS. Bidome of the United Sticks.

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ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Just makes the toes cold

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Now my toes are too close to my wet socks

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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No need for being high when you suffer from hypersensitivity in the skin!

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Tissue solves the issue, as grandma used to say

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Just don’t get over it. Own the feeling. Own the dog bootie.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Plastic surgeon here I come

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Wide toe boxes are amazing.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I bet you’d love that you little ex potus

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Makes sense

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Gotta fix them scars

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Smoking salmon mostly

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