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ObviouslyNotBanana

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It’s me, Jack. Joseph Bidome! The banana controversy is just my opponent trying to distract you from my fantastic achievements as BOTUS. Bidome of the United Sticks.

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At least he got what he wanted. Here’s the sexy m&m

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Sorry it was me guys we had to have a toilet expo to show our creations.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Just trying to find that perfect cum piss

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Cum piss in the sex tent amirite

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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The sex tent is on the poop deck and its full of sea men who use their cum piss

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There’s no way I’m getting to my car when opening a bag is this hard

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Instructions unclear, bag is stuck in my glasses

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The joke is the same as in the picture. As in: since I’m having so much trouble opening this bag I will never get to my car because I’ll be stuck here trying to open this bag. Hope that helps!

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