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OpenStars, to programmer_humor in ifn't
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Please God let this be a humorous post that somehow does not also find a way to manage to come true…

OpenStars, to memes in Ancient Rome and modern Lemmy
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I AM - Thank you for your service! :-D

And now as thanks, a picture of a cat for no reason whatsoever - as is tradition!

OpenStars, to lemmyshitpost in life hacks
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OpenStars, to comicstrips in At Starbucks
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OpenStars, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Damn freeloaders takin' all the jobs!
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I found it hilarious when many California farmers (e.g. fruits) voted for Trump, then got angry when he immediately started cutting back on immigration - like what the hell did you think he meant when he talked about that EVERY SINGLE TIME!? That man isn’t exactly known for using “metaphors” or having the slightest degree of “subtlety” - e.g. when he talks about grabbing pussy, he doesn’t mean getting to know someone intimately, he means to GRAB someone’s ACTUAL genitalia, which simply being within arms reach seems to imply automatically giving consent, and if not then you can take it up with his team of lawyers.

After that, people started dying, and other things happened like infants were literally ripped right out of their mothers’ arms and I suddenly found it less funny:-(.

I guess arguably it could be funny to think how liberals get mad when the Democrats they vote for do not do what they promised, yet Trump supporters got mad at him when he did - if that situation were not so fucking tragic for us all:-(.

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OpenStars, to comicstrips in Sentient vacuum cleaners?
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… you guys vacuum? :-P

OpenStars, to asklemmy in So is the US slipping into Civil War?
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I read how most experts agree that there will be some kind of “constitutional crisis” within the next decade. The impeachment 1, impeachment 2, and January 6 attacks already show the rumblings of what is to come.

Personally I find it doubtful that a full civil war would be the means though bc of the disparity b/t military resources at the federal vs. lower levels. Thus, probably something else, perhaps extremely mundane e.g. Trump runs for President, and bc of the Israeli conflict in Gaza and whatever else Russia manufactures between now and then Biden loses, then Trump simply declares himself Emperor.

Or maybe even that much paperwork will not happen and the government will simply never pass another federal budget again, thus ending the federal level by default of obstruction.

So probably not Civil War, at this time and over this event (no matter how much the clickbait media tries to get its clicks), but even so… something is coming indeed, down the road in some form.

OpenStars, to comicstrips in Signal by Chris Hallbeck
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And that the reason they do not contact us is that we are simply not worth it:-). (so this being a hint to get our act together first if we want to open up additional communications in the future, I suppose)

Or it could just be a prank, from a billionaire with their own private space force :-P. Nowadays the likelihood of the latter has risen to become higher than the former.

OpenStars, (edited ) to memes in *intellec*
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I think more like this:

Ironically I am all three, at different times:-P (as I suspect we all are - perhaps the trick being how honest we are about when each one applies)

OpenStars, to lemmyshitpost in It’s lonely up at the top.
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OpenStars, to lemmyshitpost in We do kind of suck...
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We should maybe try to suck less.

Here I’ll start: you are kind of awesome Flying Squid, making Lemmy worth coming to day in and day out… even if the thought of your Eldritch strangeness does terrify me! :-P

OpenStars, to lemmyshitpost in 🤢...
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Ew… like, all alone, with nothing else in the dishwasher at all, and a rinse cycle in-between that and other things that you plan to eat off of?

Even then, it seems inefficient to me. Also, why would those even need to be cleaned - do you plan on eating off of those?!? They get “cleaned” well enough by going into the toilet - no need for more?

OpenStars, to risa in Awkward hug, engage!
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Introverts… not wanting hugs - what blasphemy is this!? :-P (/s in case it is not 100% obvious)

OpenStars, to lemmyshitpost in Me IRL
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Who… did NOT!?

OpenStars, to lemmyshitpost in I'm trying to think of something more stupid than this but it's not easy...
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“Hey all, I wanted to say that class is cancelled today b/c of severe weather - PLEASE do not try to come in, it really is quite dangerous outside!”

Got it, message received, [delete message]. Cleaned out my inbox today, guess I can go stay home! :-P

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