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Perfide, to comicstrips in xkcd - Spirit

We probably won’t, to be honest. It’ll end up in the first Martian Museum, if anything.

Perfide, to memes in Did I press this button the first time?

I think it’s a “I don’t know what else I was expecting” kind of frown.

Perfide, to comicstrips in Forever

Please no

Perfide, to memes in Surprised Pikachu

The last straw for me was about a decade ago when an update completely broke Chrome on my machine. It would open and immediately crash, even after reinstalling. Everything else worked fine, virus scans came back clean and everything, it was only Chrome. I spent the next 2 months playing browser roulette before settling on ol’ reliable Firefox once again.

Perfide, to memes in The trickster letters

Well tell Merne to turn around.

Perfide, to asklemmy in Do the right wing women in relationships with right wing guys think it's like a draco malfoy thing where they're a good guy underneath?

I gotta be honest dude, what makes you consider yourself right wing?

Your GF is in STEM, you’d support her continuing her career if she wanted, you split chores fairly… none of that is things I would consider “traditional” or “conservative”.

Policy wise, you’re mostly vague. Economically you don’t seem to have any actual opinion beyond “things aren’t working as they are”. You’re pro-choice(Yes, even if you would only choose to abort in a dire situation, that’s still a pro-choice position), which is not a right wing position.

Like, what actually makes you right wing? Based on what you’ve said so far, I don’t get it. Are you secretly racist as fuck or something?

Perfide, to memes in 6÷2(1+2)

No, those companies aren’t wrong, but they’re not entirely right either. The answer to “6 ÷ 2(1+2)” is 1 on those calculators because that is a badly written equation and you(not literally you, to be clear) should feel bad for writing it, and the calculators can’t handle it with their rigid hardcoded logic. The ones that do give the correct answer of 9 on that equation will get other equations wrong that it shouldn’t be, again because the logic is hardcoded.

That doesn’t change the fact that that equation worked out on paper is absolutely 9 based on modern rules of math. Calculate the parentheses first, you then have 6 ÷ 2(3). We could solve from here, but to make the point extra clear I’m going to actually expand this out to explicit multiplication. “2(3)” is the same as “2 x 3”, so we can rewrite the equation as “6 ÷ 2 x 3”. All operators now inarguably have equal precedence, which means the only factor left in which order to do the operations is left to right, and thus division first. The answer can only be 9.

Perfide, to memes in Now let's not go making this a habit...

Kissinger died a few days ago

Perfide, to comicstrips in Are you prepared to be judged? [Martin Rosner]

Do hot tubs count as pools?

Peeing in the hot tub is equal to peeing in 5 pools. Gonna make piss steam and get it everywhere.

Perfide, to memes in He continues to be a treasure

…bootleg iPods? Wouldn’t that just be an mp3 player?

Perfide, to comicstrips in I used to think X

That’s pretty cringe of you.

Perfide, to memes in History

It’s the control. If one Native tribe still controlled the ancestral grounds of another tribe, then you probably would have some people calling that out… but they don’t. The US government has ALL the control, every tribe within US territory, and all of their land, is at the governments mercy.

Perfide, to memes in We did it?

There are still thousands of infections daily(~35,000 in the first week of 2024), and thousands of deaths weekly. Unless Plague Inc. rules have changed, Covid hasn’t lost yet.

Perfide, (edited ) to memes in Fast casual

Your order being fucked up or undercooked, or having an allergic reaction is a valid reason to have your meal comped, merely not liking the food is not a valid reason. It sucks you didn’t like it, but it’s no fault of the restaurant. That’s what you ordered. It doesn’t matter you only took two bites of it, all the restaurant can legally do with it is throw it in the trash, so it’s still a loss for them.

Perfide, to memes in History memes. Fuck yeah.

We covered Mendel and Punnett squares in 9th grade biology here in the midwest US

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