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Hello Gordon.

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On the one hand, no taxes. On the other,

RIP_Cheems,
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This. This is why the horny bat exists. To keep people from doing this.

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Mormon - m + e = oreo

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In the state of California, existence causes cancer. You can help prevent this by not existing.

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Fire axe, german Shepard, first aid kit, crossbow

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Why not the fire axe? I don’t think it would be that difficult to swing. Granted, it would be much heavier than a machete, but long term the axe is gonna last longer and dull slower.

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We’re are only extroverted when we are with the people we like. Otherwise, WE CHILLIN

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Ok, I’ve actually figured out how to punish a masochist. The trick is to ignore them. They like pain and humiliation, so just deny them both.

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No, they like that.

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Don’t forget the baby. They did it for babies as well.

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I might do some questionable things, but come on, I’m not gonna do that.

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Excuse me, bitch, but how the fuck you know I went to piss? That’s a violation of my privacy.

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I want a time machine just so I can change the name of eggs to butt nuggets.

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