I’m so secure that my wife’s boyfriend told me he was taking her away to the cabin for the weekend and I decided I’d have the guys over for a poker night. They’re just good friends.
I had a similar idea for the corporate world called “rate my boss” where people could list their company and manager and give a quick review so others would know who to stay away from.
I have a place like this in my town. They know their food is bomb ass good and they still manage to be excited you’re there to eat even though the place is filthy