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That’s trumpspeak for “I know where horses come from.”

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My one cat Ralph does this, except he’s lazy and just plops down on my head and falls asleep instead.

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There must have been something more than just oil in whatever he dumped in there.

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I accidentally added blue fluid to pink fluid when I refilled my car, now every time I change lanes my car goes into a gender reveal party mode.

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One of my personal favorites that doesn’t seem to get a lot of love yet is !bloomcounty It posts the comic in order as they came out in the 1980’s.

Bloom County is an American comic strip by Berkeley Breathed which originally ran from December 8, 1980, until August 6, 1989. It examined events in politics and culture through the viewpoint of a fanciful small town in Middle America, where children often have adult personalities and vocabularies and where animals can talk. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloom_County

It may not be everyones cup of tea, but I thought it was hilarious growing up, and still do.

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Stamets, what the hell? Are you trying to break my upvote finger or something? It’s starting to get sore…

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Am I the only one that enjoyed night shifts? Less traffic, no big bosses around to mess things up or get in the way, no scheduled meetings or other distractions… just do your job and go home. And you can still run around to appointments etc and get stuff done during the day when everything is open without taking time off work.

Mind you, I’ve always been a night owl so that probably helps my perspective…

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Well I am a bit thin, but everyone tells me I look younger than I am so I guess the flesh on me is still fairly juicy at least.

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My ex sent me a text asking a question, I didn’t respond when I noticed it because she would have been asleep and promptly forgot about it. In three weeks it’ll be two years.

I should wait until then and reply with a simple “Nope”.

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I usually open them twice… The first time, and bookmark it. Then the Second time a year or two later, when I’m trying to clean out my bookmarks wondering why I saved it in the first place.

Scam Numbers - Reddit's (and possibly the internet's) largest scam number depository, now on Lemmy! (lemmy.zip)

With almost 40k subscribers on Reddit, r/ScamNumbers is one of the most useful online databases for tracking down scam phone numbers. Some use the information for awareness, while others take advantage by prank calling scammers to waste their time....

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Ah ok, that makes sense… trying to build up trust I suppose.

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Don’t a lot of scammers spoof their numbers?

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In a warm climate I’d imagine the breeze is nice. Up here in Canada though you need a pair of egg warmers.

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I’ve never been bit by mosquitos in my dangly bits, and I don’t think I want to be. Had a woodtick there once when I was 8, that was more than enough.

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Well yes, but I’m referring to present day with it being winter. In the summer it easily gets past +30c here. Last summer I would have gladly run around nekkid when it was +36c if I wouldn’t get arrested.

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I’m in Mb which has been surprisingly nice lately. (Almost scary to be honest considering it’s supposed to be between -10 to -20c this time of year.)

Still though, freezing drizzle with a draft up the backside is less than comfortable in my opinion lol!

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Ya I picked up another one about a week ago now, so hopefully the first one shows up any day now.

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I got a 9 volt battery three weeks ago for my multimeter, at home I put it aside somewhere the cats wouldn’t get at it to play with it and lose it on me.

I haven’t seen it since. I have no clue where I could have put the damned thing.

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Yes. Used to build and install coal boilers for hot water heating systems.

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Ah Thanks, I thought Billy the kid looked familiar but couldn’t place him.

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I have no idea who some of them are…

Billy Joel

? Bill Evans (thanks gedaliyah)

? Billy the kid (thanks gedaliyah)

Bill Nye

? William James “Count” Basie (Thanks sugar_in_your_tea)

? Bill Bellchick (Thanks Assman)

Bill Clinton

Bill Gates

Bill Cosby

Bill Murray

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