do it, coward
owenfromcanada, 
Gotta tickle them ivories
ininewcrow, (edited ) 
This the sexiest Christmas album I’ve seen so far this year … Hollie you sexy Devil you … you can play with my organ any night
Song list:
- Jingle My Balls
- Oh Hole Night
- Sleigh My Balls
- Screaming Night, Hollie’s Night
- Good Rim Job Wenceslas
- Adolph The Naughty Nazi
- I Wanna Do A Hippopotamus For Christmas
Snapz, (edited )
- Frost Me You Snowman
- Cocks Out Around the Christmas Tree
- All I Suck for Christmas is You
- Shave Yourself a Hollie Little Christmas
- Aborting Santa’s Baby
- Little Saint Nick’s (Big Hard Dick)
ObviouslyNotBanana, 
Disappointed that it doesn’t seem to be real
Old_Jimmy_Twodicks, 
They have a profile on Threadless, and I’m fucken dying at some of these shirts.
camr_on, 
Why can’t this be real
paddirn, Shove it in there, pussy
GrammatonCleric, 
I can’t believe my dumb ass tried to search for it
Imgonnatrythis, If you’re having trouble finding it just hand it over to Hollie, she’ll shove it in for you twerp!
ReCursing, 
That but unironically: Shave Em Dry by Lucille Bogan
bdonvr, 1924 apparently
caseyweederman, Every time I looked for Lucille Bogan I found nothing and figured that I’d just been having a fever dream.
I must have been spelling it wrong.
ReCursing, She definitely existed, but you may have still been having a fever dream. Or spelling it wrong, that's also possible
caseyweederman, I was definitely spelling it wrong
InternetCitizen2, No, you just federated into a universe she exists. She’ll be gone by January.
AllNewTypeFace, 
Ah, the old blues standards, I see
Rocketpoweredgorilla, 
Tis the season for giving they say…
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