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Workers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains.

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They can if they figure out they’re in a simulation. See: Moriarty, Professor

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The program fades, the familiar grid of the holodeck fills your vision, and your life outside the simulation quickly returns to you. You step outside into the corridor and see your buddy Lieutenant Ross. Capitalism? Genocide? Climate change? What are you talking about? Come on, we’re about to go make first contact with a new civilization.

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Small science projects:

  • Baking soda and vinegar volcano
  • Moon landing
  • Splitting the atom
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“Free speech”

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Mere existence is an existential nightmare.

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Imagine Picard being stuck in a shuttle for hours with Lwaxana Troi and Austin Powers.

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ngl that room looks cozy as fuck

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It’s true, I do.

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If people are driving too fast on a road then the road is badly designed. Speed cameras are a bandage covering up the problem of shit infrastructure.

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Lowering the design speed of roads alone is never going to stop drivers in a hurry from driving dangerously fast

Why wouldn’t it? If drivers feel unsafe speeding down a road then they won’t speed, rendering speed cameras unnecessary. If you see a speed bump ahead of you aren’t you going slow down?

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Can’t wait to be forced to buy cars in a game franchise that’s literally titled “stealing cars.”

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All borders are bourgeoisie, death to all states

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I mean I wasn’t being entirely serious. But of course, the end state of communism is the absence of nation-states.

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They have the ability to pronounce ‘human’ correctly (e.g. “A human drink. It’s called root beer”). They choose to deliberately mispronounce it as an intimidation tactic.

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This is Morn erasure

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Glory to you and your teeth.

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Speaking of that Worf crashing into a door shot, shoutout to Star Trek INtakes:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPHkeQ58_pQ

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You gotta have faith of the heart, after all.

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Found a higher def version:

https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/b5a991d8-d9fd-4a3a-b980-afbd4af6a272.png

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https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/31f1bd72-07ce-41cc-bb18-72d474abda30.gif

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I bet they wouldn’t even recognize the commander of the station Captain Netgear.

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Moooogieeeeee

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That Risians whole race thing is just putting a sticker on their foreheads will never not be funny to me.

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