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Nobody likes a sucker, especially the kind that fall for fruit tarts like you. I knew there was trouble. I could smell it on the hot evening breeze. Fortunately for me, trouble is my favorite thing… Because I’m Joe Milkshake. I kicked down the door with one swift, decisive motion.

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Its a wig, so thats taken care of.

RootBeerGuy,
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See that rug? It used to be white.

RootBeerGuy,
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Wouldn’t it flip you the human instead?

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Wait, wait. I’m worried what you just heard was, “Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.” What I said was, “Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.” Do you understand?

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Imagine being in the middle of the venn diagram for those.

RootBeerGuy,
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I don’t need to live near one to realise that. Went to visit Vegas some 10 years ago and spent one of those days just walking from casino to casino, seeing those slot machine zombies depressed the fuck out of me real fast.

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1000038741

RootBeerGuy,
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Just like tap water you have to ensure a constant flow so bacteria cannot develop. You cannot half-ass the sgetti tap!

RootBeerGuy, (edited )
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I don’t subscribe to the logic but I guess a part of it can be the lossless factor. Quality of pirated digital content is exactly like the original. If you tape something it usually loses quality. So people seem to care less about that kind of piracy. Which is stupid since going for lossy compressed pirated videos is allegedly not less wrong in the face of law.

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How does it get into your mou… hold on, keep your secrets.

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As long as as you don’t use ETA as an abbreviation for “edited to add”, you are ok. That shit was suddenly everywhere on reddit, god darn kids and them fancy ambiguous acronyms!!! shakes fist at clouds

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Alright, I am certainly not an expert when it comes to transformation of caterpillars into butterflies but this is very likely a massive and incorrect oversimplification of the process.

I mean this makes it sound like if you poke a hole into the cocoon it will just drip goo out until its empty.

Happy to be corrected by a real expert but very likely transformation occurs in coordinated small steps and not just everything melts and rematerializes.

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So you don’t like academia. You don’t have to stay in academia if you get a PhD, it is not a one way ticket.

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Check the arch wiki first if installing Gimp is going to bork your system.

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If you don’t see a black cat on white stairs its your own fault.

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Poker? I hardly know her!

RootBeerGuy,
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The whisker fatique thing is popping up repeatedly these days so I am compelled to post this article, it is not a real issue bostonmagazine.com/…/new-york-times-cat-trend/

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I cannot look at that without thinking about testicular torsion…

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He doesn’t. The tie is still there.

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Why are you not including the whole comic?

gunshowcomic.com/471

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No worries mate.

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Only 90% of it.

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You are a hovering drone? That’s sooo cool!

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Who are you calling you people?

RootBeerGuy, (edited )
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Did I miss something? Or just a joke about the future of reddit because obviously they will go for it at some point.

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