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Sabre363, to memes in *Crickets*

But it’s only been 1 minute since you last checked because you struggle with ADHD and the instant happy chemicals are more important than completing actually important tasks.

Sabre363, to memes in Your boss isn't voluntarily going to pay you more so do something about it

My old job used COVID as an excuse not give anyone a raise (then proceeded to tell everyone the executive cunts were getting raises) and when I asked for a raise after I apparently “didn’t ask in the correct way”.

Sabre363, to memes in mayo

But mayonnaise is good and useful in the right context. Mostly for making perfectly crisped grilled cheese.

Sabre363, to memes in do you guys have this movie?

I think it’s two booths right next to each other. The prospective criminal is just turning around to look at the other one.

Sabre363, to lemmyshitpost in What's the best answer?

Wtf was that guy’s name? Shit, he’s asking a question, say something so he thinks you’re paying attention

“Damn, that’s sooo crazy!”

Crap, he’s staring. Did I say the wrong thing? Fuck, say something else

“Sixty nine”

Sabre363, to lemmyshitpost in True shit

It would be even sadder if nobody waved

Sabre363, to science_memes in All is fair in love and war. (See body for part 2)

I aspire to be that professor that’s married to their arch-academic-enemy

Sabre363, to science_memes in He did though.

I wonder if it would be possible to transplant to transplant the brain in pieces over several cycles? That way the brain could eventually be replaced by dupli-babies. Memory might become problematic though.

Sabre363, to memes in Santa works one day at least

Have a thing specifically for a cat and they most assuredly will not use it

Sabre363, to science_memes in Peace is possible.

Some pretty loosy goosy tolerances right here

Sabre363, to memes in Can’t skip school, Can’t sleep

Weed is the answer, at least for me.

Sabre363, to risa in What "sacred Bajoran trinket" do you suppose this is?

The Expanse did the exact same thing

Sabre363, to lemmyshitpost in Pavlov's conditioning

Pavlov Pavloved Pavlov

Sabre363, to memes in Before long, it'll be all grill and drivers won't be able to see which direction they're going.

BMW started it

Sabre363, to memes in TONY, COME UP FOR DINNER

Yeah local stuff is always the best. The real truck is finding out which employee makes the best pizza and only ordering on their shift.

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