LittleTransPunk,
@LittleTransPunk@lemmy.world avatar

I’m autistic, I can’t even pretend to read minds

victron,
@victron@programming.dev avatar

You would like that, don’t you?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Joke’s on you. I’m not a superintelligent being with near-omnipotent power!

Wait…

TheLurker,

Here is a question for the mind readers out there.

Why do I have a face of post-nut clarity when I’m only standing here looking at you?

Trick question. 😉

KSPAtlas,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

No, you freak!

jopepa,

In these comments: competing camps of potential mind readers.

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

You son of bitch!

CPMSP,

Yes, your head looks like a testicle.

Beardsley,

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, (edited )
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar
ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Bottom draw , back left, just behind the jar of teeth.

Sabre363,

Wtf was that guy’s name? Shit, he’s asking a question, say something so he thinks you’re paying attention

“Damn, that’s sooo crazy!”

Crap, he’s staring. Did I say the wrong thing? Fuck, say something else

“Sixty nine”

brown567,

Mind goblin deez nuts

lazylion_ca,

Kind of like baloney, but with a gummy texture.

andrew_bidlaw,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yes, I have a dick.

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