Sabre363

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Sabre363,

It would be even sadder if nobody waved

Sabre363,

Some pretty loosy goosy tolerances right here

Sabre363,

Have a thing specifically for a cat and they most assuredly will not use it

Sabre363,

I aspire to be that professor that’s married to their arch-academic-enemy

Sabre363,

My old job used COVID as an excuse not give anyone a raise (then proceeded to tell everyone the executive cunts were getting raises) and when I asked for a raise after I apparently “didn’t ask in the correct way”.

Sabre363,

But it’s only been 1 minute since you last checked because you struggle with ADHD and the instant happy chemicals are more important than completing actually important tasks.

Sabre363,

Thank you for replying, brain has been momentarily satisfied.

Sabre363,

Hey, Domino’s is great. Maybe not the best but it’s better than Pizza Hut

Sabre363,

Yeah local stuff is always the best. The real truck is finding out which employee makes the best pizza and only ordering on their shift.

Sabre363,

It is. Toilet water had a nice refreshing taste, though sewer water has more texture and flavor.

Sabre363,

Wtf was that guy’s name? Shit, he’s asking a question, say something so he thinks you’re paying attention

“Damn, that’s sooo crazy!”

Crap, he’s staring. Did I say the wrong thing? Fuck, say something else

“Sixty nine”

Sabre363,

I wonder if it would be possible to transplant to transplant the brain in pieces over several cycles? That way the brain could eventually be replaced by dupli-babies. Memory might become problematic though.

Sabre363,

You would never be able transplant the brain, and it’s still subject to the mutations and telomeres. The only way would be to transplant the personality Altered Carbon style or completely cure brain cancer.

Sabre363,

IIRC, telomeres are essentially the self-destruct button for DNA. They get shorter everytime DNA replicates and when they are all used up, DNA stops replicating and the cell destroys itself. The telomeres help prevent too many mutations from building up or cancer from forming.

They was some research on animals that indicates that resetting the telomeres can extend the lifespan of the animal. But, without the telomeres, cancer and mutations eventually kill the organism.

Sabre363,

Haven’t we known about the aging part of genes (telomeres) for like 80 years

Sabre363,

But mayonnaise is good and useful in the right context. Mostly for making perfectly crisped grilled cheese.

Sabre363,

I think it’s two booths right next to each other. The prospective criminal is just turning around to look at the other one.

Sabre363,

I’m pretty sure school is trying to turn us into the bottom part.

Sabre363,

I think I just skipped straight to number four

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